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Top left tool is a wire cutter. No multimeter and no soldering iron means you're less likely to be a fixer of consumer electronics. I'm going to go with IT technician who mostly works with desktop PCs. You're missing a bunch of tools if you're doing serious IT field work (crimping tool, cable tester, tone generator). Maybe you're the designated printer person^TM^, which explains the vodka lol

Edit: After peeking at the comments and learning what the bottom left tool is, I guess OP is a plumber or some kind of residential electrician.

Residential electrician, the vodka is for dealing with housing supers.

Dentist

No idea, there are some good sleuths in the thread so far but no mention of the silcock key for opening water faucets in commercial properties so that's another hint.

porn star

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Functional alcoholic

Tempted to guess electrician or electronics repair, my cousin was an electrician apprentice and is basically

feinstein's ghost, is that you?

Therapist

Software developer

Vampire Hunter

First mate?

IT or housing electrical

Field work, you’re probably dealing with remote installations exposed to the weather; the vodka isn’t just for fun time, it’s being used to remove rust and grime from screw, bolts, etc. Flashlight also points to less than ideal work conditions. Don’t think it’s electrical though, you’d have dedicated wire strippers then. I’m gonna say, park infrastructure maintenance.

Barber. Not the modern variety.

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EDC for a prompt designer

HVAC?

Highway light maintenance?

Do you install breaker boxes or junction boxes of some sort? Maybe telecom stuff? Scraper to remove people putting stickers on the boxes in public. Screw driver to swap out components. Marker to write on the labels for breakers inside. Knife to open the cardboard boxes they come in. Needle nose to bend the little tabs. Snips to cut zip ties. Wrench for the conduit connections.

This is basically what my boss had when I worked as an electrician but you are short the laser pointer to vaguely gesture at whatever the fuck we are supposed to be working on so it could be that but I could also see a few other things

Company/work vehicle detailing. This is all from between the seats and under the racks in the back

Author?

Oral surgeon

Let's see... Not a mechanic, since I don't see any sockets, not a plumber either, this doesn't look like HVAC gear to me... I'm gonna go out on a limb and say this is an indoors job, but still something a bit trade-adjacent, like maybe... I dunno, Xerox repair guy or something?

Polish light bulb replacer

A building maintenance of some sort ?

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