Giving myself food poisoning to own the libs
this post was submitted on 23 Jan 2026
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I fully support this unironically. It's always nice seeing fascists poison themselves.
Critical support. It's still animal exploitation of course.
I am super owned by this, I am shaking with rage and sobbing, I really hope more chuds don't catch on to how effective this is at owning the libs.
I reckon you could convince these dipshits that cooking chicken is woke.
Real men eat their steak rare. Only the alphaest of males eats their chicken rare
Real men start their day with a protein rich smoothie made from 3 eggs, beef tallow, raw milk, a cigar, and a raw chicken breast
Mmm chicken sashimi. 
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Annnnd post 
i am woke and i approve of these parties. keep chugging raw milk magas. you defeated me.
That disease you like is back in style
But we aren't one of those redacted Indian cow-worshipers...
please americans, don't start drinking cow urine for health. you would own the libs of Big Pharma and WHO so hard if you did that. the WHO strongly advises americans not to drink cow piss, it will not cure your asshole cancer or any cardivascular diseases you have from eating an epic red-blooded american diet of burgers deep fried in beef tallow. please, take the vaccine, get regular exercise, eat vegetables, and do not own the woke world order by drinking cow piss and unpasteurized cow milk
New Woke Order
Critical support for enterohemorrhagic Escherichia coli in fighting the reactionaries.
Feels like a cover for swinger parties
"Got milked?"- 
If only it would kill them quickly.
I can smell that room. guh
deliberately recreating the Japan Airlines food poisoning incident to own the libs
Tbh milk is a deeply overrated drink in general mostly drank by white people, water and especially seltzer is vastly superior.
Iced tea gang rise up
Unironically I enjoy unsweetened cold tea with ice, no I'm not joking unsweetened actual iced tea (that's just tea and ice) is my favorite type of iced tea.
Maybe his standup career and podcast was just Joe Rogan's long game to make Fear Factor real
Fascists have mommy issues
Homelander syndrome.
I'm so owned everytime a chud gives themselves the worst diarrhea known to mankind.
these piggies are such fucking losers holy shit. how empty are their lives that they have to turn all this meaningless bullshit (like drinking milk) into some culture war? they literally have nothing going on so they make up “culture war” issues so that they can feel like they’re doing something to “fight back” but there’s nothing to “fight back” against because nobody cares that you’re drinking fucking milk