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[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Dangerops prangent sex? will it hurt baby top of its head?" still the best one.

Ditto

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg

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[–] Binette@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Fucked up in the crib

Guy sings about a bunch of offbrand food, including Deetos

edit: i can never get the order of the link parenthesis right

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Okidoki

I don't know why but I laughed and laughed at that.

[–] Binette@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 days ago

My favorite was WiiWii cause like why 😭

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] OffSeasonPrincess@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I jumped to a random spot in the middle and I ended up at a song that to my ears has a Middle Eastern vibe.

3:45:06 Moj Partia Komuniste (My Communist Party)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtwHYdfbQwc&t=13506s

[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

tito-laugh <- Feel like shit tbh just want him back

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[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] SevenSkalls@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

"What is that! Is that a deer? Is that a donkey? Lemme see your face. HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA huh HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA..."

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I almost closed the tab too soon.

1:28 that moment when he finally collects himself and then pans back to the goat and immediately begins cracking up again

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

My wife has starch masks on her legs, very concerning.

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago (3 children)

The SiIvagunner rave mix from MAGfest earlier this month is already one of my fav vids of all time

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

I would go as far as saying there a multiple infinities of quality here

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[–] decaptcha@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

CW: cartoon meat

Ribs, a Gmod music video for Neil Cicierega's song from Mouth Dreams

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

In some alternate universe that played on the very first day of MTV and the world was better because of it.

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[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I would have died if he said “need something?”

It's also great that his name is just "Joe".

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[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Cw: extremely problematic content

Ruben Slikk is an extremely problematic artist, extremely misogynistic lyrics, but goddamn if that first beat doesn’t make me cry every time. I wish so bad it existed outside of this video. This video is also pretty much how the early 2010s felt to me, all the way down to your problematic friends, so it also gets me with the nostalgia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnedOe1fLJE

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Ah thank you, edited

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[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

CW: Song about Latasha Harlins, a young black girl who was shot dead by a white shopkeeper over a dispute about orange juice.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9_QaK0dE0is

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[–] astronot@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

The man looks upset in the beginning, before he speaks. When he says "uhm..." he looked sad. You can tell us man, we won't laugh.

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[–] astronot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lyrics don't get any better than this.

Red Ball Market Global
Worldwide Service International
Creating Opportunities
With Experience

[–] astronot@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It’s inspired. If Memphis corporate had a soundtrack.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 1 points 2 days ago

If Memphis corporate had a soundtrack.

Heh.

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[–] casskaydee@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Monster Factory, Black Desert Online where they make a character that looks just like bart

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