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https://xcancel.com/CantEverDie/status/2014150119579349258

They might destroy the planet someday, but at least I'll still be able to take comfort in the fact that the libs were then catastrophically owned. so-true

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[–] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

yankee chuds in the seconds before they evaporate in the cleansing flame of nuclear hellfire:
"at least they hit commiefornia first"

president xi, my country yearns to feel the east wind

[–] GrafZahl@hexbear.net 33 points 1 day ago

Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we owned a lot of libs.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 28 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The mainstream has no personality besides “I’m bad and I will regularly annoy people smarter than me for not fitting in!”

Bro, you’re accepted by the mainstream society, go and have fun. Fuck are you worried about outcasts like me for? Might as well be Connor McGregor but insist on only fighting infants.

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 33 points 1 day ago

They say the next bombs will be sent by a conservative! Really makes you feel part of history, doesn't it?

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] juniper@hexbear.net 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

compounded by fascism, of course.

There's a youtube video I saw years ago that I think about all the time. In it there are some guys who've modded a truck to roll coal (spew tons of black smoke) from two large exhaust pipes. Two of them stick their heads in the exhaust pipes for an extended period of time, their faces ending up completely covered in black soot. I remember they had big shit eating grins. It's clear they think they are somehow triggering the libs, and, in a sense, I guess I was triggered? I wish I had thought to bookmark it or something, because I haven't been able to find it since. It feels so emblematic.

[–] FactuallyUnscrupulou@hexbear.net 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ruining my childrens future to own the libs.

[–] ComRed@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

Something tells me this guy either doesn't have children or they left the house as soon as they were able to get away from him.

[–] LadyCajAsca@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"nyehehe I won't get to see the future anyway, might as well OWN THE LIBS nyehehe"

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is just liberal vibes based politics but shaded red and black and white (swastika colors)

Fishhook theory proved again!?!?!?

[–] Biddles@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Critical support for owning the libs tbh

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

You should employ some critical thinking instead

[–] QinShiHuangsShlong@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Critical support for anything that worsens the material conditions for the average Amerikkkan or €uropean member of the labor aristocracy.

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Destruction of unions and any left-wing political group does it too, but it is absolutely not good.

[–] QinShiHuangsShlong@hexbear.net 1 points 6 hours ago

Hence critical support.

Just on a seperate but commected sort of tangent from everything I've seen Amerikkkan and €uropean unions have already been subsumed by the capitalist machine and become simple labor mediators, an extension of corporate hr so honestly their destruction in their current form would be necessary anyway but I see where you're coming from.

Either way I was mostly memeing.