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[–] Bullerfar@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

I've heard Jesus Land is a fucking hellhole

[–] roundup5381@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 hours ago
[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

Californian here.

Where do I sign?

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 6 points 13 hours ago

Thank you for including us!

Sincerely, An Illinois Resident

[–] craigers@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

As someone who lives in Wisconsin I'm thankful for bordering Illinois and Minnesota. Otherwise I don't think we would've made the cut to get into the USC

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

As someone who knows a lot of wisconsinites I can confirm

[–] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 3 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

This Canadian says fuck no unless we export all the MAGA and purge all the handguns.

I've been in parts of rural Oregon before. They grow them dumb and mean there. Some of the worst people I've ever met in my life were in rural Oregon.

Way different than weird Portland.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

planning to expel all gop from office, and any of thier supporters. considering gop states already trying to expel Dem voters anyways.

[–] RogueAozame@programming.dev 0 points 6 hours ago

I live in southern oregon and work in a conservative dominated industry. These people are actually insane. They are the embodiment of the memes and supposed strawmans about MAGA. Anytime somebody says conservatives don't actually believe something stupid they should have to spend a month with these guys. The year has been infuriating watching these guys complain about how bad shits going and then blaming everything but what they voted for.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Californian here.

It's the same with California. Once you get out of population centers it doesn't take too long before you're in "I Fuck My Cousin" territory.

[–] lowside@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

As a resident of illinois, I am honored to be included.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

New Jerusalem

[–] Horsey@lemmy.world 10 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

What is this bullshit. AZ, NM, CO, NV do not belong in Jesusland

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

Half the joke of these maps is looking at State Of X and thinking its some kind of monolith, as though Pensytucky, Staten Island, southern Illinois, and Silicon Valley want anything to do with a Mark Carney government.

Silicon Valley would be 100% with the current government. All of the owners/founders benefit greatly from Neo-Lib policies.

[–] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 3 points 18 hours ago

Just Colorado Springs, specifically

[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Stop lumping everyone in neat little buckets. Even in the most red of states you’d be abandoning 40% of voters to these fascists. This there are a lot of non voters.

And there are plenty of fascists in blue states and Canada.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 14 hours ago

Stop lumping everyone in neat little buckets

It's not like you can swoop in and take just Austin. But if you storm in and take all of Texas, you'll be overrun by the majority of fascists.

I would say you need to take the blue and perhaps the purple states, get them self-sufficient with proper healthcare, raise the quality of life up to par, fix education, the judicial system, and elder care. The blue cities within the red states will gladly immigrate, leaving behind a broken and desolated hellscape in their wake that the rural residents wouldn't touch. Taxes will go through the roof with population drain. The blue cities and suburbs will grow. You'll get more of the red to convert. Your own housing crisis will just evaporate.

If you try to eat the red shit-sandwhich whole, the red will just add to your own red and we'll be drinking our poison from the same vine.

[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 17 points 22 hours ago
[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Jesus would abandon those idiots within a New York second and take his name with him. Rename it to The Fucknut Confederation.

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 2 points 14 hours ago

This. We're already there.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 18 hours ago

Count me in, Illinois fucking hates Trump. Well, at least the useful part up north of I-88.

[–] FundMECFS@anarchist.nexus 5 points 18 hours ago

Then free Québec so they can speak french in peace 😂

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 4 points 17 hours ago

We call them Provinces here.

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Please don't leave New Mexico out. We're cool I promise!

[–] Sine_Fine_Belli@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Ok, New Mexico can join

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 86 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Canada-US UwU

Canada is doing this to Jesusland as well.

[–] BigMike@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

You're down bad...

[–] MrSmith@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago
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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 11 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Shouldn't Alberta be part of Jesusland?

[–] Transform2942@lemmy.ml 6 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Don't worry, the CIA is trying to do a little regime change in Alberta as a treat. That's where all the oil is!

[–] Tooden@aus.social 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 4 points 19 hours ago

Fuck you I live in the middle of that red area and I want out give me Blue too!

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 86 points 1 day ago (17 children)

I don't think Jesus would want to be associated with this dump.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 57 points 1 day ago

Well, good, he won't be as upset when he gets deported.

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[–] QueenOfSquiggles@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Unironically, please? I don't wanna be part of Jesusland anymore

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 46 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Everyone should approve this maps because it makes Canada look like a cute dragon puffing out a little fire newfoundland

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You might also like the elephant in Southern Ontario

[–] eatCasserole@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Owen Sound never gets tired of this one.

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[–] pentastarm@piefed.ca 57 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Colorado is not going to fall….we can take Nevada, Arizona and Utah easy they are very purple and sparsely populated

[–] Sine_Fine_Belli@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, Nevada, Arizona and New Mexico, yes. I’m not sure about Utah though. Isn’t Utah a hard red state?

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

It is but it only has 3.5 million and Colorado needs a path to freedom.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

NOFX, JeusLand. I love this song. NOFX taught me a lot about satire when I was a teen. See the song, "You Drink, You Drive, You Spill," and 'Drugs Are Cool."

I want some drugs. Life sucked less when I was taking them. But also, we didn't have a fucking batshit leader. Give me drugs so I won't care.

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago

Republicanistan.

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