Canada is doing this to Jesusland as well.
this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2026
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I don't think Jesus would want to be associated with this dump.
Well, good, he won't be as upset when he gets deported.
i don’t think jesus ever actually existed
Neither did Frodo Baggins, but he wouldn’t want to be associated with America either.
The general scholarly consensus is that he did in fact exist. The only thing really up for debate is what he did or didn't do, and who he was or was not the son of.
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Seriously. Canada's got some similar shit going on, but it's not nearly as bad, and it seems unlikely to get that way. Plus, I'm already in a part of that new annexation of theirs.
Everyone should approve this maps because it makes Canada look like a cute dragon puffing out a little fire newfoundland
Well now i can't unsee it
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*United provinces of Canada
And Territories.
Canada
Trust me when I say you don't want the interiors of any of these states. Eastern Oregon, Southern Illinois, upstate New York, etc.
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As a Michigander I'm very pleased this seems to include us and also vitally excludes Ohio
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The tough part is that Colorado and Nee Mexico would want to be with Canada but are cut off via Nevada and Utah.
We can swap the populations with Alberta
Arizona is fairly liberal, even though we turned red last election. If you add AZ then NM and CO have a contiguous path back!
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Unironically, please? I don't wanna be part of Jesusland anymore
Shouldn't Alberta be part of Jesusland?
Don't worry, the CIA is trying to do a little regime change in Alberta as a treat. That's where all the oil is!
What is this bullshit. AZ, NM, CO, NV do not belong in Jesusland
Half the joke of these maps is looking at State Of X and thinking its some kind of monolith, as though Pensytucky, Staten Island, southern Illinois, and Silicon Valley want anything to do with a Mark Carney government.
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This Canadian says fuck no unless we export all the MAGA and purge all the handguns.
I've been in parts of rural Oregon before. They grow them dumb and mean there. Some of the worst people I've ever met in my life were in rural Oregon.
Way different than weird Portland.
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As an American, this is accurate. Include Hawaii in the blue and Alaska in the Red.
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Southwest Canada reporting in. I'll admit we're flirting with joining Denmark.
Sorry.
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Hmm,.so we'd have the bulk of EV sales, the better coast, all 5 great lakes, direct access to Mexico, additional ports for Pacific shipping, more than double our population, and be as far away from Alabama as possible?
Sweet friggin deal, eh?
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As someone who lives in Wisconsin I'm thankful for bordering Illinois and Minnesota. Otherwise I don't think we would've made the cut to get into the USC
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Unacceptable. We should have Hawaii too.
Alaska can become independent. We'll rename it "New Greenland"
Seriously:
"State" containing "states"
"America" in "America"
US folks have a problem with naming.
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