Eh Buddy Hoser

Sounds good overall, but I'm glad I don't live in the area occupied by Mexico.

I thought California would be part of Denmark.

Europe: "Nice, let's relaunch this well organized cane sugar and cotton business"

🇲🇽 MAKE TEXAS MEXICO AGAIN 🇲🇽

I for one welcome our new overlords from the great white north! As an oregonian I’m just happy to keep the MLS I-5 cascadia cup rivalry going… even if their bacon sucks!

Love the fact that Washington just turns Canada doping ww3 😂

I'm aware that the Treaty of Hidalgo formalised and legalised the US annexation of Texas and New Mexico, but the US Southwest was literally stolen, to begin with, from Mexico.

Time for reconquista!

The entire Florida Oblast should be returned to nature.

Florida here - either give us to Mexico or sink us into the ocean

Where Alaska and Hawaii and Puerto Rico and guam

This was definitely made by someone from California.

Fuck off with that flag for California, we have dozens of them from the bear flag revolt that could be used assuming we don't just stick with the one we've been using since the revolt and they go with the worst one. I know it's source and it was quiet literally lost outside of a photo because it was tossed in the trash.

Where is china

Atlanta can join Eurovision wooooo

I like that California was granted independence but Hawaii just declared it

Please just give me this, name it the New California Republic.

Would be a shame to pass up on such a good opportunity for California hoisting this flag.

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

We can still be united, despite everything. See the public support of Luigi as an example.

I'm cool with where PA sits. Maybe the Eagles will have better luck in the CFL.

Yes please.

I think we should gift Florida to Cuba in return for a un backed and approved constitution rework/rewrite

If the US loses WWIII the only thing left will be a little bit of remote wilderness not suited for anything but trying to hide.

As a Wisconsinite, I have 3 thoughts:

1. I would hope to be a full province, not just an [occupied] territory of Canada, so that I'd be represented.
2. I'd still be happier as a Canadian territory than a US state, given the way the US is going.
3. I actually really don't want my Wisconsinite neighbors represented. This place is redder than you think. Maybe a territory is best.

I support this. No notes.

Europe gets Florida?

Rough trade lmao

Good luck Europe lmao

This kind of map really shows how much people use alternate history to think through fears and ‘what ifs.’ Even when it’s exaggerated, it’s interesting as a reflection of the moment more than a prediction.