this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2026
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Eh Buddy Hoser

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[–] Kepion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 102 points 1 month ago

Would be a shame to pass up on such a good opportunity for California hoisting this flag.

[–] gustofwind@lemmy.world 83 points 1 month ago (9 children)
[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 57 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Fuck no. As an European we don't want any of this shit. Americans can handle their own mess.

[–] huppakee@piefed.social 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Well to be fair they did come in to rescue us after Hitlers mess. I'm not against saving Americans from the mess they created. Not sure if i would risk my life, but the ice Gestapo is making me wonder if that would be the humane thing to do. But no judgement from my part, i totally get your fuck-them attitude.

[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (8 children)

They came and saved us from Hitler once they were under attack themselves, they didn't just jump in immediately. Hitler was quite popular in certain circles in the US before they joined the war. But yeah they did help Europe and the soldiers that gave their life for that are heroes.

On another note, the Soviet Union also helped fight against Hitler as much as the Allies.

[–] huppakee@piefed.social 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

they didn't just jump in immediately.

the Soviet Union also helped fight against Hitler as much as the Allies.

Both true, i'd prefer if we didn't have to jump in and the US sorts itself out without foreign intervention. But when i see these razzias against people of colour or read stories from the lgbtq, I cannot think it's their problem.

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[–] hesh@quokk.au 11 points 1 month ago

Honestly yeah that part made me lol

[–] guyoverthere123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

If anything, the quality of education would improve.

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[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can't we pay mexico, canada or venezuela to take that part ?

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[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 56 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

I don’t think anyone would want Florida, can we just sink it?

[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago

[Climate change]: “Workin’ on it!”

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 month ago

Let nature reclaim it, and the rest of the gulf coast. Let it return to mangrove forests and be less absolutely ratfucked by hurricanes.

[–] halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why would they accept? Seriously. When you drive in there is a billboard reminding you not to get drunk and have sex with your daughter.

Like that is a for real thing to remind people of.

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

When you drive in there is a billboard reminding you not to get drunk and have sex with your daughter.

G.T.F.O..

[–] halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 31 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 month ago

Oh. My. Fucking. God!

that is... jesus christ on a motherfucking cracker, what is wrong with southerners?

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[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Europe doesn’t want any of it. We had it before and look at the mess that come of it.

Canada can have it

[–] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

We definitely don't want Florida

[–] MrMakabar@slrpnk.net 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Then hand it over to Cuba.

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[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

For real, people keep forgetting where the USA comes from...

[–] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like that California was granted independence but Hawaii just declared it

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[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago

🇲🇽 MAKE TEXAS MEXICO AGAIN 🇲🇽

[–] w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago (4 children)

This was definitely made by someone from California.

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[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Looks like entire landmass of baja was destroyed in the conflict

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The North American continent sheds it's Baja when threatened, but it regrows after a while.

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (3 children)

China looking at Hawaii: This is mine.

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[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Please just give me this, name it the New California Republic.

[–] ajmaxwell@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Honestly, I'm ok with this

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago

Yup. As a native New Englander, I can see the entire region south of the St. Lawrence waterway and south down the eastern seaboard to Philadelphia falling under the name Atlantic Arcadia and it's tied together by a North Atlantic marine maritime culture of transatlantic trade and languages.

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

The entire Florida Oblast should be returned to nature.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Atlanta can join Eurovision wooooo

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[–] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Europe gets Florida?

Rough trade lmao

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I would be so happy if 2036 looked like this.

[–] paequ2@lemmy.today 15 points 1 month ago

Mexico reclaiming its land from 1846: feelsgoodman.jpg

[–] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Meh, New England alone is 15 million people. I would much rather see them become independent republics than having to integrate millions of Americans into Canada. Then we can create a North American Union with Schengen and shared international common institutions. Make our own EU with blackjack and hookers.

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[–] lauracor@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This kind of map really shows how much people use alternate history to think through fears and ‘what ifs.’ Even when it’s exaggerated, it’s interesting as a reflection of the moment more than a prediction.

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[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 13 points 1 month ago

the good ending.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 month ago

We can still be united, despite everything. See the public support of Luigi as an example.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

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[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

As a New Yorker I would love an independent socialist Republic :3

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[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Mexico gets the short end of the stick as usual.

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[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Woo~ I get to live in Europe!

[–] Chais@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago

No. You get to live in the EU. The difference is geographical.

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[–] ShamanRonin@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

There’s a lot of garbage in that Eurozone

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