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Map of the US after losing world war 3 (lemmy.world)
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[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 56 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (5 children)

I don’t think anyone would want Florida, can we just sink it?

[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 40 points 3 weeks ago

[Climate change]: “Workin’ on it!”

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 3 weeks ago

Let nature reclaim it, and the rest of the gulf coast. Let it return to mangrove forests and be less absolutely ratfucked by hurricanes.

[–] halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Give it back to Spain.

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Why would they accept? Seriously. When you drive in there is a billboard reminding you not to get drunk and have sex with your daughter.

Like that is a for real thing to remind people of.

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

When you drive in there is a billboard reminding you not to get drunk and have sex with your daughter.

G.T.F.O..

[–] halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 31 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Circa 2010

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 18 points 3 weeks ago

Oh. My. Fucking. God!

that is... jesus christ on a motherfucking cracker, what is wrong with southerners?

[–] chocrates@piefed.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

That's nbd, those are all over the south...

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 4 points 3 weeks ago

Also, getting is an drunk never excuse

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

Getting is an drunk never excuse.

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Well, by now you've seen the creepy SOB.

It's fucking real and fucking big, towering over the road at the GA boarder.

[–] AzuranAurora@piefed.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago

Sink, Florida, Sink!