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[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 36 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Ramblings of a senile rapist are not worth printing on toilet paper to wipe my ass with

[–] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Ramblings of a senile rapist

Ramblings that the world's political and business leaders just got to experience in person with no media filter.

I can't imagine any of them improved their opinion of Trump or the country he leads after that experience.

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

I just saw a longer version, if anything, the CBC cut sanitizes the verbal diarrhea somewhat.

The Orange Turd can fuck right off and every single Murican not actively fighting this regime can fuck right off with him

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 32 points 5 days ago

Fuck you trump. Let’s see how well the US does without us.

[–] grte@lemmy.ca 29 points 5 days ago

I despise this fucking guy.

[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 23 points 5 days ago

Not true reporting, what Trump actually said was:

"Mmmmm0h argh, Canannadah bigly, slurring slurrsserrs ag oag ARNOLD PALMERS GIANT COCK."

Then proceeded to shit himself

[–] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 20 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

"Remember that, Mark, the next time you make your statements,"

Mark no fren no more 😄

Dumb motherfucker.

[–] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 18 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I'm on the side of Canada if we do anything stupid. As are most people with a functioning brain. I'd kill Americans to prevent them from hurting Canadians any day.

[–] BlameThePeacock@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

There are so many internal threats to the US from a Canadian invasion.

  • Canadians living in the US, estimates put that number around 800k or so.
  • Canadians travelling in the US, at least another couple hundred thousand, could be more at certain times of the year.
  • Americans who used to be Canadian, probably more than the PR number to be honest.
  • Americans with direct Canadian ties, millions.
  • Americans with significant Canadian sympathies, tens of millions.

Then there's the Canadians who would sneak into the US during such an event, either for safety or to cause problems. No functional amount of US military presence could protect any useful amount of it, and once across the border blending in is super fucking easy.

Then we'll just recreate 1812 and burn the White House down after we evacuate all the people.

It wouldn't be quite as bad as a full US civil war, but it would be damn close.

[–] Knoxvomica@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 days ago

I think that if this does go down, any American who does fight for Canada should get Canadian citizenship with all the benefits that entails (healthcare).

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Ok boomer, tell us more about the big unfair Swiss watches and your fifa peace prize. Maybe drink your special brain milk. 

[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago

Don’t forget the Rump phone as well. Oh wait what Dump phone? The putrid, vile child molester just straight out ripped everyone off.

[–] puppinstuff@lemmy.ca 12 points 5 days ago

He’ll be less pouty after his nappy-nap time during the next cabinet briefing.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 3 points 4 days ago

Which country burned the other ones seat of power again?

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Remember that he’s the product of Robert Mercer and russia, and they’d love to add Canada to their collection.

Right wing propaganda works. Stop it before it starts.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 days ago

I wish Trump would die because of Canada.