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Did she fall asleep on the couch?

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 days ago

We welcome the birth of Ethan Allen Vance.

[–] usernameless@piefed.social 5 points 6 days ago

I feel for those kids, they always look so miserable

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 48 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Congrats! Who’s the father?

[–] tankplanker@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

My money would be Elon, via IVF

[–] atropa@piefed.social 2 points 5 days ago
[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nobody knows. She sat on a sticky couch cushion

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Ah, so it was James.

[–] ElcaineVolta@kbin.melroy.org 22 points 1 week ago
[–] ShellMonkey@piefed.socdojo.com 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

He looks so disgusted. Maybe he should've stayed on/with the couch.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago

She looks trapped.

He did but she stuck a turkey baster between the cushions afterward and helped things along.

Insecurity baby to renew her claim on him after seeing how friendly he was with the newly-available Mrs. Kirk.

[–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago

Vance is technically an adult

[–] lemmyout@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

lol they centered the Taj Mahal photo on him instead of the whole family, which makes it look like an amateur job.

[–] kikutwo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[–] bruhbeans@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

It's mine, my bad, y'all