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General Abolfazl Shekarchi, a spokesperson for Iran's armed forces, delivered a severe threat: "Trump knows that if any hand of aggression is extended toward our leader, we not only cut that hand but also we will set fire to their world."

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[–] Switorik@lemmy.zip 49 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Can we just give him Trump and call it even? He needs to go one way or another.

[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works 22 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Only the turd? I feel we'd be underplaying them. Why don't we offer them the whole US government, scotus, senate and congress and call it even?

[–] Switorik@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Sold! Let's start this deal as soon as possible.

[–] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Listen, I don't know how to fly a plane, but if we get all of them on one plane, I absolutely volunteer to be the pilot. I only need to handle the takeoff part and the parachuting part, so I figure it won't take as long as most for me to pick up what I need.

[–] halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 3 points 6 days ago

Use the plane Qatar gave him. Plenty of space there. It apparently only has seats for about 90 despite the model being able to carry 400. They can use Ryanair-like seating... the floor.

[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Just put them on a 737 MAX. Things have a way of sorting themselves out, sometimes.

[–] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm totally willing to risk myself fucking up the parachuting part just to add some certainty to the desired "landing".

[–] halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 2 points 6 days ago

Do it Saw-style. Give them each a parachute, that they have to pack themselves. They can make their own decision, and they have the means to solve it themselves of they choose.

[–] mr_account@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Am I the only one who read this and immediately played out the scenario in my head like a Billy Mays infomercial pitch?

[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I hear that one country can kidnap another country's leader now.

[–] teawrecks@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 days ago

Wouldn't it be absolute insanity if Iran somehow kidnapped Trump one night?

And we're left here standing here with our Maduro in our hands. The only logical move at that point would be to promote him to president of the US.

[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Can't they just kidnap the Ayatollah and accidentally drop him into the sea?

One thing is as illegal as the other...

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 6 days ago

probably harder to kidnap the iranian supreme leader, since h likely has round the clock loyal security, plus hes regularly goes to russia for protection too.

[–] kikutwo@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago

The comments came after Trump described Ayatollah Khamenei in a Saturday interview with Politico as "a sick man who should run his country properly and stop killing people," adding "it's time to look for new leadership in Iran."

This is the most pot kettle black statement ever.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago
[–] Drusas@fedia.io 9 points 6 days ago

"Chilling"? To whom?

[–] Tedesche@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago
[–] C1pher@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Doesnt Iran have nukes already though?

[–] j5906@feddit.org 4 points 6 days ago

I mean they could build dirty bombs, rendering whole citys uninhabitable even if they are intercepted. Personally I would rather not find out.

Don’t tempt us with a good time

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 0 points 6 days ago

iran is also russia's ally, so likely putin can sic his troll farm against trump, like they did last year in june/july.