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[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

no, none of these things. tell the fucking truth instead of virtue signaling for once.

trump just wants the natural resources and the normalization of old school colonialism as opposed to the covert neocolonialism we have now.

trump himself is already spelling it out.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 13 points 4 hours ago

I don't support the American takeover of Greenland, but I fully support the Greenland takeover of America. Where do I vote?

[–] IEatDaFeesh@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

52 weeks is mind blowing. They got it good over there. Almost like the government wants people to create families/communities.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Wrong and very nonsensical question.

Rephrase it to "if Denmark acquires California".

We are so down with all of this. Sign California up!!

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 hours ago

Actually I have 6 weeks paid vacation 18% employer paid pension, but I'm a government employee. Danes in commercial industry only have 5 weeks and about 9% pension... Suckers

[–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 42 points 14 hours ago (13 children)

Pro tip for white people, because your colonizer indoctrination has made you blind to this:

No one that gets invaded by anyone ends up better than they started. Yes, that includes all the countries you've invaded too.

[–] shawn1122@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 hours ago

As a PoC who grew up in the West the colonizer indoctrination is directed at everyone here, not just white people. We're just more likely to decolonize our mindset due to attachment to communities negatively impacted by colonial institutions.

[–] Chrobin@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

I generally agree, and I have the same mindset. So you can imagine how surprised I was when my Taiwanese friend told me how much better off Taiwan was after the Japanese occupation. Probably the only Asians with a positive opinion of Japan...

[–] OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Their family probably came to Taiwan after the Japanese invasion. 

Japan was notoriously brutal to the indigenous population, but most of the people in Taiwan came there in the civil war. 

In fact, stamping out the indigenous culture has been an ongoing part of the post civil war Taiwanese government, and it's only recently that the Taiwanese language has been allowed to be taught in schools.

[–] Chrobin@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 11 hours ago

I guess it's only the case for the Mandarin-speaking population

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

To be fair, the Japanese occupation of Taiwan ended in 1945, so who knows what you're friend is basing that on.

[–] Chrobin@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 11 hours ago

He said his grandparents told him so

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[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 7 points 11 hours ago

I'm a bit unhappy with my current job, because I only get 25 days of paid holidays (of course not including public holidays). That's 5 days below industry average, so my next job I'll look gor 35+ days.

[–] laughing_hard@lemmy.world 101 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

It would actually be the other way around, hence why Greenland will fight tooth and nails to not become part of the US.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

One of the biggest reasons I do not want to join the USA is that I do not want to lose our healthcare.

[–] DaMummy@hilariouschaos.com 3 points 6 hours ago

No more health care for you. We need that money for our Bombz4Kidz program.

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 61 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (2 children)

Yeah, hey, on that note, maybe Denmark would like to acquire the United States.

[–] dfyx@lemmy.helios42.de 23 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 13 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

The funniest thing about this is that if they did actually propose it, Trump would be absolutely stupid not to support it; it would basically ensure GOP domination in every major election for the foreseeable future if we lost California's blue votes.

What I'm saying here is, don't stop at California, include all the other blue states, too, please. Take us with you. :(

[–] dfyx@lemmy.helios42.de 9 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Well...

California contributes more than 10% of the USA's GDP, so while it might be tempting to gain power, it would probably demolish the economy.

[–] Oyml77@lemmy.world 14 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Which Trump is also actively doing on a grand scale.

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[–] elbiter@lemmy.world 60 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

That's one of the reasons he wants the EU destroyed. We set a bad example. Things can be done differently, even under capitalism.

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 3 points 11 hours ago

"No good deed goes unpunished" or something like that.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 22 points 17 hours ago

I think his plan is to take all of that away from them.

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 23 points 19 hours ago

Trump is upset all those people are happy. This will fix that.

[–] varnia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 17 hours ago

It's actually 6 weeks of paid vacation not counting public holidays like Easter, Christmas, etc

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