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Greenlanders also recieve scholarships, free transportation (planes and helicopters) as well as free dental, which the rest of us don't.
I would kill for free dental and free public transport.
It appears you may have to ..
What does that mean? Whether or not we lose Greenland, I won't get free dental and free public transport anytime soon. The greenlandic, on the other hand, either get to keep these perks or they get to be part of the US which I'm sure they don't want. I sure as shit don't want them to end up the new Puerto Rico because I have zero trust that the Americans will treat them as people with human rights.
As if muricans have a track record of trampling natives... oh.
That's good. Because our government would kill us to prevent it.
I want my free helicopter. Do I have to fill in a form or what?
You have to be born inuit on greenlandic soil to get that perk.