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Old america is also looking more like this red border

Resettle all crackers to virginia

amerikkkaqin-shi-huangdi-fireball

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[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

lol, this idea has been in the back of my head since seeing the China one. Thanks for making it a reality.

[–] sewer_rat_420@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

The midwest has a right to defend itself.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

old america should just be jamestown and some islands off of delaware, make it a little blue dot

also put the same scale from the chinese one lol, itd all be light colors

[–] context@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

yeah the map should be something like "old burger empire" centered on the city of hamburg, "new burger empire" including frisia and wessex, and so on

[–] AfricanExpansionist@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

Jamestown was so nearly a failed project...

[–] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

[–] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

I've always said that arizona is the chinese lake baikal of america

[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

By the standards of the China map shouldnt this entire map be the lightest yellow

[–] into_highest_invite@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

this but unironically. balkanize the united states and canada

[–] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

eu5 control map lookin ass

[–] optissima@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

~~I can't find the original post, can you link it?~~ Found it

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

is-this Is this a Paradox game?

[–] Pergoss@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

what am I looking at

[–] free_casc@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

This, but unironically