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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago

When my partner asked me that I didn't know it was a thing and stereotypically answered about once a day. I didn't get a chance to explain that it's an urbanism and critical geography thing in the same way that I think about the Catholic church at least once a day. You can't think about a history of Europe without thinking about Rome and the Christian schisms that resulted from it, and you need to think about a history of Europe to understand all the white people bullshit you're surrounded by.

[–] Sebrof@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was in hiding back in those days. Because I do think about the roman empire a lot lol. But that's because I like historical materialism and the collapse of that demon slave empire is one of my favorite bedtime stories.

It wasn't because I was a chud. I hate the Romans sadness

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I remember someone asking me that on a call, and within the distance of my arm was a copy of Parenti's The Assassination of Julius Ceasar.

[–] Maturin@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Pre-Empire. Doesn't count.

[–] CarmineCatboy2@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

technically the roman empire was there from the start, because imperium means military authority over a territory. the republic had imperium. historians refer to the later periods as principate (rule by princeps, like augustus) and dominate (ruled by dominus, like diocletian).

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

I'm in the clear then, Octavian doesn't even factor into my thoughts. Wheew.

[–] ComradeRat@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

I am always thinking about how much i hate Rome. Unless i'm thinking about my hatred for Uruk instead. Or my hatred of the linearbandkeramik treekillers.

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

i live in the burger empire, how could i not think about it agony

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

True. true to be honest. Totally true. I think to much about the USA ....oh my god sad-boi

[–] shath@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

the burger empire

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Achaemenid Empire was pretty neat

[–] shath@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

you can tell by the way it was

[–] Luca@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 week ago

In your defence, one of these is still around.

[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

I think about the Romans a lot, but I think about Egypt and the Ottomans too. I just like Mediterranean history. I was clearly a member of the Sea People in a past life.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

rent-free <- this emote but it's the Roman Legion

[–] shath@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

GET OUT OF MY HEAD OR THE TROOPS GET DECIMATED AGAIN

[–] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i had never heard of the thing but surely it depends right?
like if i'm playing rome total war or something then i think about it a lot obviously, but if i'm just doing whatever then basically never? unless i see an aqueduct or something, or it comes up in conversation?
very weird meme

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Women (almost exclusively cishet from what i remember) asking their Man partners "how often do you think about the roman empire?" And filming the answers. The number of men who answered with once a day or more became an internet touchstone for a bit and so a number of people would ask their partners without filming it for reference

[–] shath@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

yeah it was kinda a thing about how you don't know what goes on in people's heads

[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I thought of it yesterday when I got some change & I was like damn this quarter is light, real debasing the currency hours.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Someone should do an isekai anime where the entirety of the U.S. gets sent to Roman times and has to fight the romans

That would be hilarious. People on mobility scooters with insulin pumps fighting a legion by throwing burgers at them.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

When i was asked about it i said basically never because why would i?

[–] duderium@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

I wrote three novels about byzantium 🤓

[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Burger empire? The phone game? Looks trashy.