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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (4 children)
[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

An epic story of a frog banished to the desert, stuck in a wet suit, leading a bunch of muppets in rebellion against humans.

"Hi-Ho, Paul Ah-treides here!"

The Kermit's "oh no" face as the sandworm approaches.

The thumper that calls the sandworm is a rubber chicken that just says "Wakka....wakka....wakka....wakka..."

Yeah, I would watch the shit out of this.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Slimey as the sandworm. "Slime-hulud..."

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 5 points 3 days ago

Specifically the 1984 David Lynch version, with Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem doing reprisals of the soundtrack.

Even better if the whole thing is framed as a play being produced in the Muppet Theater as if it were an extended episode of the Muppet Show.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

"Dredd" remake. Since we'll probably never get the sequel.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (3 children)

What movie wouldn't be better as a Muppet movie? I'll wait.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago
[–] Klear@quokk.au 5 points 3 days ago

Team America.

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

All of them, every single one.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think you misread my statement frenemy

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Damn, you’re so right.

I am the fool today.

it is okay. if gonzo has taught us nothing more and he hasn't, being the fool is pretty great

Sometimes the meeting is basically a Muppet movie and you have to do Michael Caine levels of acting because laughing out loud at the sheer buffoonery might have negative consequences for your job.

[–] burgermeister@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Hell yeah, draw up the standard "rich and famous" contract.

Perfect time for me to bring this bad boy out of the archive.

[–] e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 days ago

I am still waiting for the Muppet version of Pride and Prejudice with Miss Piggy as Mrs. Bennet.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

This planet could have been a gas giants' ring.

[–] slappyfuck@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

What’s a valid point? I don’t follow this.

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Disney could add Super Grover to the MCU at any time and chooses not to.

[–] AlDente@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

Best movie ever: Muppet Treasure Island