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stonks-down Isn't this the big selling point of the bazingamobiles?

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[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 43 points 3 days ago (3 children)

"I was driving on the highway with spotty internet connection and it failed to send through my monthly payment so the autodriving switched off suddenly and my Tesla lurched off the road and into a ravine, I almost died and had to go to hospital. Still love the truck though!"

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 19 points 3 days ago

Burning to death in my $$ybertruKKK because my door subscription expired

[–] StarkWolf@hexbear.net 20 points 3 days ago

Came here to post "MFW my monthly subscription runs out mid turn and now I'm hurtling off a cliff shock " but you beat me to it.

[–] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

Does the "self driving" require a constant cell connection?

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 25 points 3 days ago

kelly Fool self drive

[–] miz@hexbear.net 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

moving to the Star Citizen model

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

(Extremely Legend of the Galactic Heroes voice) If only UlyssesT were here....

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 19 points 3 days ago

Lol didn't people pay a bunch of money for this

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I read that its not even level 3 of 5 on autonomy. This shit will get people killed

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yeah it's still on 2 (unless there was some development I'm unaware of). How Tesla hasn't been sued over calling it "full self driving" when it just isn't is beyond me.

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

I think even ford or others are higher but they aren't marketing themselves as full self driving.

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

he should be murdered by the FTC for false advertising

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago

STILL LOVE THE CAR! so-true

[–] PointyFluff@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 days ago

Something, something, nazi-car, something...

[–] Soot@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

How long have 'actually' self-driving cars been 5-10 years away now? A car I can get in, plug an arbitrary destination, and go to sleep in? I'm still waiting on the widespread admission that executive thinking and reasoning (still exclusive to humans) is a necessary part of driving. Even self-driving taxis only operate on incredibly limited routes, require constant human intervention, and constant manually updated information, just to function normally.

(..and for how many centuries have trains been the solution to 'a car you don't need to drive'?) train-shining

[–] jackmaoist@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

If you're still buying the Nazimobile then the problem is you.

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

roughly six years eight months at 99 per month to cost the same amount as the upfront one time purchase.

Conveniently allows Tesla to charge second hand purchasers their pound of flesh too. No mention of those who purchased it outright get the shaft or if it's just purchases after the cut off date, 2.14.26

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Are people even keeping these cars longer than 6 years? I feel like rich people who can afford them change cars a lot.

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

I dunno, to be honest. Is fsd available on all types of teslas? Or is it just the fancier ones that haul stupid ass?

I see a lot of the cheaper Tesla a lot here but I'm not sure that the folks who drive one of those are changing as often. But they also may not have an extra 8k lying around to pay for it up front and now Tesla is losing money so now they can nickel and dime their lower income customers a little bit extra. People are hollering about subscription prevalence but it isn't slowing down the spread of subscription shit. This is just one more to a slowly getting used to subscriptions public.

[–] shath@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago
[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Shocked Musk resisted the urge to use a 'funny number' for the price

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

He needed the extra $11 to have a chance to keep the shareholders happy

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

Somehow my post split into two posts, so adding this back in

article textTesla CEO Elon Musk said Wednesday that the electric vehicle maker will stop selling its Full Self-Driving (Supervised) software for a flat rate and instead make it only available as a monthly subscription.

“Tesla will stop selling FSD after Feb 14,” Musk said in an early morning post on his social media platform X. “FSD will only be available as a monthly subscription thereafter.”

Shares of the company fell more than 2% Wednesday.

FSD, which starts at $99 per month, is key to the future of the company as Musk tries to establish Tesla as a leader in autonomous mobility.

Tesla did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

Tesla launched a robotaxi service with limited availability in Austin, Texas, last year, and the company also offers ride-hailing in San Francisco, though with a driver behind the wheel at all times.

The company is way behind Alphabet’s Waymo in driverless service. In December, Waymo reached more than 450,000 weekly paid rides, according to an investor letter from Tiger Global seen by CNBC.

Waymo operates in Austin, the San Francisco area, Phoenix, Atlanta and Los Angeles and is targeting expansion to several more cities in 2026.

Tesla reported fourth-quarter delivery and production numbers at the beginning of January, wrapping the second-straight annual drop for the EV maker. Fourth-quarter deliveries of 418,227 were about 16% lower than a year ago, and production numbers were down 5.5% from a year earlier.

Tesla reports fourth-quarter earnings on Jan. 28.

[–] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

Desperation