Lmao, @wake_up_girl_3, this is just too good.
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Might as well have @not_a_sockpuppet_420 as her username lmao
Yeah, it's a great example of Poe's law
'Murica is beyond parody
Are they trying to track doxxers with this?
I mean they are both posting on the nazi central twitter.
I wish him the worst luck ever. Like maybe he trips on his first day and a corner table takes his neck out.
Also, I think it's okay to not regard murderers as people deserving respect. So my comment here should offend no decent people.
I hope they take her image, find her, find him, and vandalize both of their house and car.
He's not a murderer yet. Or a rapist. He just wants to be. Maybe we can get away with terrifying him out of the desire for evil.
I mean if someone joins a murderous gang of thugs, its probably safe to classify them as murderers. The precogs have approved this message.
What, except being a good person, would stop them from accepting him?
There's another thread going around where a left wing reporter with a failed drug test was accepted into ICE without even finishing to submit the paperwork.
Would they hire from the people they've rounded up to deport?
Probably, actually. They're desperate to get the numbers up because its the only thing racists zealots still support him for.
Honestly the most surprising part of all of that was that they're hiring women. These thugs tend to be every -ist they can find, including sexist.
It would be funny if they end up hiring too many normal people and as a result the whole thing falls apart.
My favorite part of that article was when the ice agent got all offended that the author expressed interest in the desk duty they make you do before they send you into the field
I heard they even got mad that this person didn't actually take the job. Like... what the actual fuck? That can't be real right?
I imagine that along with the arrest quota, there might be recruiting quota as well. It would be completely in line with how the rest of this administration operates, and large bureaucracies in general, for the people in charge of hiring to only worry about hitting their numbers and covering their own asses.
If there's not a rule that says "don't hire left-leaning reporters" and the guy was otherwise "qualified", the recruiter just wasted an afternoon of work and missed a coffee break because he backed out.
If the reporter had taken the job, his political leanings would have been his first supervisors problem and not the recruiters.
Bet they figured at worst they'd let the Lefty ride a desk and let a True Believer get out there and harass some brown people.
Pray? They'll hire literally anyone.
If they're anything like the cops, then they have a maximum IQ limit.
They're not even that rigorous.
Not sure about that, if you're empathetic, have sound morals or can think for yourself, you are probably out.
But decent people probably wouldn't apply over their dead bodies, so they'll hire anyone who is stupid, desperate, or asshole enough to apply.
They don't do background checks and don't check paperwork.
"He's got himself a good job. Killing women and Mexicans."
Aunty Kitty is probably a dude named Igor.
I'm pretty sure it's the being a piece of shit part
Maybe he was impressed at the part where the agent got away with it. If I was a murderous psychopath that would seem like a really appealing job perk.
I wish for him to learn some better judgement.
I wish for him to get what he deserves
I wish for him to step on a Lego.
Maybe they applied to become an undercover agent 🤔
Destroying things from the inside is one of the most effective ways of crippling an organization.
https://www.cia.gov/static/5c875f3ec660e092cf893f60b4a288df/SimpleSabotage.pdf
