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Some ancient Sumarian guy or whatever that figured out that poop is funny

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[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The woke left cancelled me for my joke about the blind dog in the tavern rage-cry

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was reading about that joke the other day because someone on here posted it in relation to corgiwithalaptop's doggo bailey, anyway scholars think the joke was even raunchier than we believe because taverns back then were also brothels. So the dog was trying to peep on people fucking!

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

That is probably part of the joke, but we still dont have the full story

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Remember woke ancient Sumerians, this is what you are up against:

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

You haven't heard of 𓇾𓅓?

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The lunar left canceled me for my classic Uruk impression and now all I have to show for all my hard work is the ashes of my career, a permanent sinecure with the local civil administration, and an incredibly profitable pottery outlet at Jemdet Nasr.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

How is making fun of the city of Uruk punching down? Enkidu used to be based and cool but now he just makes fun of the King's enemies.