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[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 46 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 25 points 3 weeks ago

I dare you to screenshot the screenshot and repost it

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 40 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

We need one that says "~n~ICE", so it works but they can't get into trouble

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

have it say I C E~s~ because you really like Iodine, Carbon, and Einsteinium

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago

New type of guy just dropped

[–] edie@lemmy.encryptionin.space 29 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

no-bwoops No alt text?


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[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 29 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I've been in a rush at work these past few weeks.

I'm Russian all the time

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

you're only russian until you get to the bathroom, then european

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

This was dad joke gold in my childhood

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago
[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

putting alt text on an ai picture feels like putting a fine pan sauce on a turd

[–] edie@lemmy.encryptionin.space 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is not an AI picture, and it contains text that at minimum could have been transcribed.


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[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

rat-salute yeah you're right. i was hasty to make my stupid joke

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 22 points 3 weeks ago

Chat, is this real?

[–] oliveoil@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Completely hypothetical thought experiment:

Now with the ICE list you could even give them the name of an agent actually in ICE if they ask you who you are.

Even if they look up the name, it'll come out fine.

On an unrelated note:

If the downage of the site affects you, I can give you the first page: Names A-C.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

public reminder that impersonating a federal officer is against federal law and hexbear does not condone anyone on the website breaking federal law.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

How can a website condone something anyway, ya know?

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

well someone says something and when asked you point at the thing said as proof

[–] Bishop_Owl@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Why is the AI's idea of an ICE agent just Shane Gillis covered in blood?

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

Big if true

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Given how desperate ICE is to hire people, I am surprised they haven't been infiltrated by saboteurs or journalists yet

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 weeks ago

i bet that they have a vetting mechanism that ensures that decent people can't get through.

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago

Good ole-fashioned racist cop in the background: "I picked the wrong day to stop smoking perps" biden-forgor

[–] edie@lemmy.encryptionin.space 8 points 3 weeks ago

Of course I'm right. catgirl-smug

Also thank you!


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[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago