My tentacle isn't long enough for that :(
this post was submitted on 13 Jan 2026
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I misread 'tentacle' as 'testicle'
I think it would still work
As a diver constantly appalled at the pollution and destruction caused by cruise ships, how do I fund this?
We need to make cruise ships culturally embarrassing. An anti-campaign to reduce demand.
Who here is good at writing bots?
It won't work. They are already a hive of scum and villiany and boomers.
They won't care about anything negative said about them and I would know from very insider knowledge.
Vote for Bill burr.
Cruise ships always drive me nuts why would you want to hang out on a boat with the same people and get let out in port towns that jack up their prices and get shitty service because every restaurant is in the weeds.
Plus every meal is a buffet on board.
Plus every meal is a buffet on board.
That's not true. They actually have huge and actually pretty dining halls. At least the one I did. And the food was quite good IMO. But many preferred the buffet...
But yeah I got dragged on that one I'd never willingly choose to spend a vacation on n that. I want to go places and experience new countries not... That.
They pump out that that food out of big kitchens so the food in the huge and pretty dining halls are just pre-plated buffet food.
Why
You don't want to litter your ocean floor with cruise ships - those things are like crunchy steel dirty bombs that just leak instead of explode.
Those are just prefab reefs. Yeah, they're ugly and cookie cutter, but just plop it down where you need it.
I'm cooling down after exercising and started to follow these steps while I relax and catch my breath.
I read testicle.
My ovaries flinched.
What, your ovaries aren't prehensile?
I immediately and happily followed along with the instructions as far as I could. I couldn't finish them all today, but maybe tomorrow. If not tomorrow, then the day after that.
Reminds me of a very sad JoCo song
Thanks for sharing that. It makes my hearts ache, but I needed a good cry. Even now, looking down at the scars on my tentacles, I realize that everything reminds me of her, but if I could go back in time, which I very much can, I wouldn't change a thing. I still look up at the glittering surface when a sleek, white ship glides through the water so gracefully and casts her gentle shadow over me and wonder, what if?
Can we prioritize billionaire mega yachts?