Who, me?
Showerthoughts
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:
- Both “200” and “160” are 2 minutes in microwave math
- When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
- More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else
Rules
- All posts must be showerthoughts
- The entire showerthought must be in the title
- No politics
- If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
- A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
- Posts must be original/unique
- Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS
If you made it this far, showerthoughts is accepting new mods. This community is generally tame so its not a lot of work, but having a few more mods would help reports get addressed a little sooner.
Whats it like to be a mod? Reports just show up as messages in your Lemmy inbox, and if a different mod has already addressed the report, the message goes away and you never worry about it.
Yes, you!
Couldn't be!
Then who?
@Zealotte@lemmy.zip stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
Who, me!?
Yes you!
Couldn't be!
Then who?!
@ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
I have a sugar addiction, okay... 😅
Before I say anything, what kind of cookie are we talking about?
I did it all for the cookie
WHAT!?
Actually much like murder, there is not statute of limitations for that.
There's no statute of limitations on murder? Are you sure?
I am 0 percent sure.
I tried, but my grandfather liked to sit in the living room recliner and doze instead of sleeping. He was such a light sleeper that he heard the faintest clink of me lifting the lid from the jar, and I was busted before I could even get a cookie.
Nice try, Javert.
Pretty sure it was glome. That's what I heard.
I thought that said "cocaine" on my first read.
Why woild there be cocaine in the cookie jar?
That's just where you keep it. No? Just me?
Because I accidentally smashed the cocaine jar against the wall last week.