Onion for scale. And I don't even want to hear it, the onion IS ABSOLUTELY NOT for sale. Don't even try. Seriously.
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We need to know the size of the onion first. Maybe add something for scale? Another banana?
I'll trade you my Massive Fucking Onion for your Massive Fucking Banana.
I'm uninterested in the banana until I actually see it fucking...
But if it was, you'd go take it for a spin for $400?
It'd be worth it and that comes with a limited lifetime guarantee*
There are probably hundreds of cultivars of bananas. Some are fat like this. I don't think any are worth $400 apiece.
Some have a jelly texture in the middle though, which is pretty cool. https://youtube.com/shorts/o6fqCfnnXwI
It's one banana, Michael, how much could it cost? 400 dollars?
How much for the onion? Thank you.
How much for a massive regular banana?
That's a pearl onion. Perspective is everything. Scale is just some of it. /s
Either quantifiable, realiable, precise measurements in internationally recognized, standardized, official units, or nothing.
Weight of the produce in grams, size in milimeters, total volume in cubic milimiters.
Date of harvest and traceable origin, too.
For all we know, that is tampered image of a carboard cut out or even two blobs of silly putty.
onion is not an acceptable banana-split topping
Can you provide a smurf for scale?
everyone knows smurfs are 3 apples tall