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Ask my guinea pig anything, and I will let her crawl on the keyboard to answer. (lemmy.ml)
submitted 3 days ago by irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
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You may remember the last time i did this: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/37430077 .

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[โ€“] addiks@feddit.org 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How Much Wood Would A Woodchuck Chuck If A Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood?

[โ€“] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago

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[โ€“] human@slrpnk.net 60 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What's the best way to clean guinea pig urine off a keyboard?

[โ€“] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 57 points 3 days ago (1 children)

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[โ€“] tetris11@feddit.uk 20 points 3 days ago

"hold nose, jab bleach"

[โ€“] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

can I please have a sandwich

[โ€“] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

kop......................................;/'#

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[โ€“] LadyAutumn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What are your favorite keys on the keyboard?

[โ€“] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 53 points 3 days ago

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[โ€“] Skanky@lemmy.world 37 points 3 days ago (1 children)

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[โ€“] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 3 days ago

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[โ€“] Today@lemmy.world 40 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What's a guinea pig's favorite food?

[โ€“] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 3 days ago

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[โ€“] 0nt0p0fth3w0rld@feddit.org 40 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Was god and nations made for slavery?

[โ€“] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 3 days ago (1 children)

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[โ€“] 0nt0p0fth3w0rld@feddit.org 61 points 3 days ago

...my god... this changes everything.

[โ€“] blackouttripleseven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

who let the dogs out?

[โ€“] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

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[โ€“] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Reminds me of the guy on YouTube that let his goldfish pick stocks. (His goldfish outperformed r/WallStreetBets)

Dr. Guinea Pig, can you explain quantum entanglement to me?

[โ€“] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

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[โ€“] generallynonsensical@lemmy.world 32 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Are you being held against your will and forced to do mundane tasks so your master can gather fake internet points?

[โ€“] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 3 days ago (1 children)

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[โ€“] generallynonsensical@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

Ahh...so you're doing it for the snacks. Gotcha.

[โ€“] twinnie@feddit.uk 30 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How do I get rid of this hangover?

[โ€“] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 3 days ago

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[โ€“] Ach@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What is your stance on Roe v. Wade?

[โ€“] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

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[โ€“] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 30 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why is she so cute?

[โ€“] MoonRaven@feddit.nl 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What should I do tomorrow? I got some time off.

[โ€“] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

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[โ€“] MoonRaven@feddit.nl 6 points 2 days ago

Thank you, very wise.

[โ€“] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What is my password? I've forgotten.

[โ€“] DegenerationIP@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why don't we fly to the sun at night?

[โ€“] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

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[โ€“] DegenerationIP@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Understood. Thanks a Lot!

[โ€“] TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Is the riemann hypothesis actually true?

Type a ~~pair~~ even amount of character if yes, or an ~~impair~~ odd amount if no.

[โ€“] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

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