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[CW: objectification] "How a bigger-looking butt could be a sneaky sign of autism and ADHD" - New York Post (nypost.com)
submitted 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) by AstroStelar@hexbear.net to c/slop@hexbear.net
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They found some papers where children with autism or ADHD often were found walking a way that causes an "anterior pelvic tilt", which makes your butt stick out more. I myself personally happen to have such a tilt while being autistic and yeah, my butt sticks out more. butt creature

Fun fact: in Dutch ASD is "autismespectrumstoornis" aka "ASS"

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[–] MasterBlaster@lemmygrad.ml 39 points 6 days ago

colonel i'm tryna be neurotypical but the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the autism

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 36 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Bit idea: nazi who's way into phrenology but he's gotten it mixed up with proctology

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 12 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Interested to know how that would work. I don't think the anus is big enough to have the wide variety of measurements you get with phrenology. Maybe it would just be a closeted guy claiming that his superior elasticity and accommodation for girth and length are proof of his superior genetics, and that male members of lesser (i.e. black) races desire female ass due to their underdeveloped abilities to receive anal penetration.

[–] AstroStelar@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

jesse-wtf

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago

Someone tried to imagine the concept of superior Aryan assholes, and I followed that logic to its natural conclusion.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 28 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yeah my ass is perfect, thanks for noticing.

[–] AstroStelar@hexbear.net 26 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Donk_Owl

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

Bonk_Owl_go_to_horny_jail

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 26 points 6 days ago

Neurospicy kelly crush

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 20 points 6 days ago

this is true, i have autism and a fantastic ass

[–] Aradino@hexbear.net 19 points 6 days ago

This tracks based on personal experience (having a great ass)

[–] abc@hexbear.net 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

where the fuck is my ass then

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago

Oh sorry, I forgot to return it last day :crush:

[–] alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 6 days ago

In German it's "Autismusspektrumsstörung" or "ASS" as well LOL

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 14 points 6 days ago

sorry for having a fat ass and correct opinions

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 15 points 6 days ago

A fat ass to match my fat brain. He'll fuckin yeah dude.

[–] Flyswat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 6 days ago

Is this why they say "dummy thick"? That's offensive!

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Well that explains why my autistic self has a big juicy 🍑

[–] CountryBreakfast@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Please delete this. Really tired of autism and autists being made into a fucking joke or otherwise objectified.

[–] AstroStelar@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

So far I've seen most people make fun of a clickbaity title by rolling with it and taking it in stride, but I can add content warnings for those that can't. Personally I think objectification hits different if one's doing it to themselves.

[–] CountryBreakfast@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 6 days ago

This is exactly how this dogshit spreads. Same with the hatred laced in Tylenol jokes. I don't care what undignified ways people internalize their ableism. Get this shit out of my face

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago

Big juicy butt gang!! Just because I'm building an open-source metal detector and have a wonderful booty doesn't mean... Well... Never mind!!