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Shitty Ask Lemmy

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[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Eat a test bite from each one, and throw out the ones that kill you.

[–] Today@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This is shitty ask. You're supposed to give an incorrect answer.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

this isn’t /c/shittyanswerlemmy

[–] mech@feddit.org 8 points 3 days ago

You can easily test mushrooms for poison by feeding them to a small child. Even a small amount of poison will kill them, making them a very good indicator.

Only real issue is finding replacements. PM me if you need a reliable source.

— Jeff

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If the mushroom is still alive then it wasn't poisoned by anyone yet! Just don't forage dead mushrooms and you won't have to worry about grabbing one that was poisoned.

[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

Thank you for being the first person to truly understand what I was asking.

Eat as many random mushrooms and if you die you know its poisonous

[–] burgermeister@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What do cat farts have to do with mushrooms?

[–] burgermeister@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

There's a b in both and an n in neither

[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You making a beef wellington?

[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

.............................no

[–] folaht@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Stop listening to that talking wolf and run to your grandmother's lodge!!!
He's gonna eat her.

[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

This answer is completely acceptable, in spite of the fact you may be responding to the wrong question.

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Eliminate doubt. Add hemlock.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Just eat one of every mushroom that you find and eventually you'll either build up a tolerance or learn how to taste which ones are bad.

[–] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The dose makes the poison. Slowly ramp up the dosage until it kills you, that's when you'll know to stop.

[–] Pistcow@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Grocery stores frown on foraging. They even demand you give them money in exchange for the food inside! What a rip off.

[–] Keeponstalin@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Just make sure you go to one that has a No Chase policy

oh wait I didn't see the shitty in the comm

Oh and test every aspect of the mushroom from guide books, like gills, color, how they peel, any and everything you can test. Make sure to look into all possible mimics. Bring a field guide with you, do a double check before you leave, and triple check when you're home.

[–] lonlazarus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 days ago

Have your mom eat them first.

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Education, reference material for your area, be thorough, no risks whatsoever.