Joe Biden still owes me $1,200!
this post was submitted on 11 Jan 2026
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And Pelosi, Cuck Coomer too.
It will be in crypto and will be rugpulled before distribution.
They’ll immediately lose 100k on their first hospital bill post integration
That would probably break some brains here stateside. 
This is such a massive slap in the face to people that voted for his swamp ass to lower the price of groceries. Who am I kidding though his supporters don't really care.
If I were American, I wouldn't care if he consensually acquires Greenland after giving them each $1mill (hypothetical of another poster).
Look at how many trillions they destroyed attacking the middle east.
At least the US is getting something out of this, and the colonized aren't as victimized
Usually when countries take territory, it is the bourgeois getting bought out.
You couldn’t pay me to become an American (again)
Population of Greenland is 56,831 per Wikipedia, so at $100k/person this comes to just under $6B. Good illustration of just how large a billion dollars is. On the other hand for the US this is chump change; pump it up to a million bucks a person and it only becomes $60B. Every other day this country spends that bombing some place or another. Hard to see how Greenlanders would turn down a million bucks a person to become a US territory. Spending the cash also guarantees dems wouldn't reverse it (not that they would even if it were annexed militarily).
With 100k I could literally restart my life, move out, rent something small for myself, buy a new car, new wardrobe, invest in something
$1,000,000 per person isn't much to live off.
The mineral wealth of Greenland is in the trillions.
That should cover a single year of health insurance under your new US healthcare system
If you're in pain, you can always buy some fentanyl from the local US military base.
Mr. President, you said it's a "fabulous, fabulous plan". What did you mean by that?
Why is the media so stupid? stupid-stupid-stupid. It's because it is. It's a fabulous, fabulous plan. The Greenland people are gonna get 100,000 dollars a person. When you live in snow and houses are wood - that's a lot. A big lot. What do they use for heat? Fire in the pot stove - I think. So 100 big money. They can move to New York City. A fabulous, fabulous city with Broadway shows, women shopping, men clubs, and so much other stuff. Even though the mayor isn't exactly right politics but reality tv charisma guy. Impressive. They love him! Love him! Broadway...
He goes on speak for three whole minutes about his "old dreams of being big on Broadway". He mentions "the very, very special magic factory and the very, very best bunny revue". No one has any idea at all what he's talking about.
You would have to pay me a lot more than $100k to get me to choose the American healthcare system.
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kinda hope it happens just to see all the Trumpers living in poverty continue to suck him off. those dipshits will pretend they own a part of Greenland now.
There's always money in the banana stand