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"If I don’t steal your home, someone else will steal it"

(For those OOTL, look up Yaacov Fauci)

These mfs are so full of shit.

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[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 106 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

"The fact that they had a boat land there 500 years ago doesn't mean they own the land"

Do I even need to point out the hypocrisy of a US American saying that?

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago

Hey, our boat landed here 419 years ago. That's totally different, see.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (9 children)

He's barely an American. He's the grandson of an immigrant, son of an anchor baby and an immigrant, and an anchor baby himself.

Oh, and his grandfather also had "bone spurs," and fled to the US from Germany to avoid WWI. He started a brothel in Alaska, and got run out of town by the local population just after WWI ended. Then his criminal pimp of a grandfather went back to Germany, was arrested and kicked out of the country, and went back to NYC where he naturally fell in with the mob.

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[–] Mantzy81@aussie.zone 14 points 4 months ago

I mean, Danish boats also landed in the future US territories at that time too so I guess it's time for the US to be under Danish rule. Finally, some civility will arrive.

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 80 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"Not going to have Russia or China as a neighbor"? I guess hes going to have to give Alaska to Canada or something if he wants to achieve that.

[–] Nastybutler@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

I'm all for that

[–] ABetterTomorrow@sh.itjust.works 51 points 4 months ago (1 children)

But we are Russia’s neighbor……. Alaska is right next door.

[–] Xbeam@lemmy.world 42 points 4 months ago

He probably thinks that Alaska is on the far left and Russian is on the far right because he doesn't understand globes.

[–] Hermit_Lailoken@lemmy.world 43 points 4 months ago

I am sick of this disgusting human being.

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 39 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Who needs Russia for a neighbour when you have Russia in your President

[–] leftascenter@jlai.lu 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Russia is a neighbor to Alaska.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago

Yeah, Sarah Palin can see it from there and everything.

[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 34 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Greenland is not neighboring the US, it's neighboring Canada.

China or Russia can't take over Greenland as they don't have the power projection to do so, Greenland has a literal US base on it and Greenland is part of Denmark who is a member of NATO.

Also a boat landed in the US 500 years ago too so that means the US doesn't own the land either. Time to give it back to the Natives.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 23 points 4 months ago

Also, you know what DOES neighbor the US? Fucking Russia.

[–] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 7 points 4 months ago

You can't just, like, own land, dude.

[–] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

Please, don't remind him. He's not looking at us right now.

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[–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Greenland is part of NATO. Russia attacking NATO is (was) equivalent of starting was with US and 31 other countries.

US attacking Greenland will destroy NATO.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The US attacking Greenland has got to be treason, right?

The North Atlantic Treaty is a full on treaty ratified by congress, not just some rinkydink international “agreement” like the Paris climate accords. A ratified treaty supersedes all other state and federal law second only to the constitution.

Article 5

The Parties agree that an armed attack against one or more of them in Europe or North America shall be considered an attack against them all and…

Now I’m no constitutional scholar, but I’m pretty sure that “all” means “ALL”. Wouldn’t an attack against Greenland be equivalent is the eyes of the law (whatever that’s worth nowadays) to an attack against the US, even if perpetuated by USians?

[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 4 months ago

Any of this is only true if anyone has the will and ability to do something about it

[–] TheFogan@programming.dev 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

and to top it off... if we don't do it someone else will...

Umm... isn't that the whole point of these treaties... Literally the whole concept is superpowers behave with other developed nations because... all other nations are supposed to draw the line after one nation starts making signs of attacking. It's literally what the lesson learned in the world wars was... was to band together, we did a really bad job for Russia/Ukrain, but I really hope the world actually takes some firm action if trump seriously moves forward.

[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He doesn't see those as having any value. Treaty enforcement won't hurt him personally, so there's nothing stopping him.

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago

If the treaties are even enforced in the first place.

[–] Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

"Pro-Peace Ticket" BTW.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If he doesn't want Russia as neighbor, he probably shouldn't invade a country that has Russia as neighbor.

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Maybe we need to give up Alaska... I hear you can see Russia from your backyard!

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That child rapist is a dumb insufferable cunt. Why has no one taken him out...

I have no idea on why you guys would vote him in once, let alone twice.
I didn't forget what a total cunt he was in his first term. And I judged the us population harshly for it. This second term is unforgivable. Just unforgivable. Generations of people will judge you on this, for either voting for him or enabling him by not voting at all. The majority of you are to blame for this.

[–] hamid@crazypeople.online 4 points 4 months ago

American elections aren't democratic, they're kayfabe contests that are highly controlled and manipulated.

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

So word for word what Putler said about Ukraine.

[–] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Same exact logic the USSR used against Poland. Imperialism is always the same everywhere, sadly.

[–] vzqq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I’m getting serious 1930s vibes this whole decade.

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[–] CosmoNova@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

„If we don‘t do it, someone else will!“ or „To stop evil we must be even worse!“

Right out if the mass destruction/AI hype playbook. Villains love to use that excuse.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

He rapes children

[–] borQue@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 months ago

yep. You were on a boat aswel 500 years ago, except you killed all the natives and took their land. idiot

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 4 months ago

He saved Nato? He's the single biggest threat to Nato, lol.

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Can someone please just kill this man already?

Or at least say "Hey...dumbshit...Russia is ALREADY your neighbour. It's called Alaska fuckhead."

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[–] Insekticus@aussie.zone 7 points 4 months ago

What is this blathering dickhead talking about?

ALL he has ever done is shit all over NATO and threaten to pull out.

His aides need to put one of his Depends over his mouth with how much fetid shit is just pouring out.

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Russia is going to invade a NATO nation with an active American military base on it? Seems like that angle is already covered....

Stop saying this is about American security interests in Greenland, you already have that covered, with help from NATO. Conquering Greenland would weaken the defense situation by alternating all the NATO allies.

Trump wants more land, and depending on the projection of the projection of the map he is looking at, he may think he's conquering something the size of North America.

Oh, and it conveniently completes surrounding Canada with USA, seems like maybe Canada really should just submit to the USA...

Warming may make that a very attractive hub for ships...

Oh and of course some untapped resources in the ground ..

[–] Alloi@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

regardless of the choices our government makes on that front, ill personally be dying a canadian citizen. and everyone i know personally whos able bodied feels the same way.

we are already gathering the things we may need for a prolonged invasion, for safety purposes ill leave it at that.

but long story short, the united states will never financially recover from this.

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 months ago

Russia and China have zero chance of taking over Greenland in the way he plans what he means it is possible China at the very least may get some access to resources.

[–] sturmblast@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Right, if I don't attack our allies China and Russia will... wtf

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

It was really a lot better when they made an attempt to stop him being himself.

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