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[–] xcutie@linux.community 33 points 2 days ago

You guys have sex?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

"You guys are getting depression and bills?"

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 3 points 2 days ago

Do you wanna trade some depression and bills for sex? Plenty of depression and bills here

[–] falseWhite@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Often, sex isn't included either, just fapping.

[–] Chronographs@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 days ago

That’s the joke, yes

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Two and a half out of three, guess I'm doing all right.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'll take 1/2 sex, please 🎟️

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Let me introduce you to your friend Palmala Handerson

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It takes two to tango but only one to play solitaire.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

And three to file for divorce.

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Y'all are into sex and are depressed?

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

It's called "tear jerking", apparently.

[–] medicsofanarchy@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] elvith@feddit.org 6 points 3 days ago

Believe me, we would, if we could

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 days ago

That’s not true; there’s also work. Although sometimes that fits under depression.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 5 points 2 days ago

Oxford comma needed!

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 7 points 3 days ago