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liberals thinking we’re the bad guys “NOW”. video of ICE murdering someone. an advertisement to join the waffen SS

god bless america

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[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 63 points 5 days ago (2 children)

The permaban banner really ties it all together: “The yankee Gestapo are murdering innocents in the streets and we’re taking blood money from their bosses, but you don’t get to say anything about it because you posted that john-brown did nothing wrong.”

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 41 points 5 days ago

if only i was using reddit to post white nationalist propaganda or slurs against muslims and black people. then my account wouldnt be banned.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 15 points 5 days ago

It really drives it home that the person viewing that shit isn’t part of it, like, it has a weird bystander vibe to it. Witnessing it from outside the barbed wire. Adds to how cursed it is.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 55 points 5 days ago (4 children)

IF Trump fucks off in '28 he will become America's sin eater and nothing will fundamentally change

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 33 points 5 days ago (2 children)

“once the cheeto turns to dust the whole bag goes with it” -something liberals will start saying

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 22 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

And then the Republicans will go back to being normal and they’ll start having steak dinners with their Democrat colleagues again and everything will be just peachy.

[–] into_highest_invite@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 5 days ago (2 children)

did they ever stop having steak dinners

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

There was a time where one of them kept gifting the others frozen salmon and they had a freezer full of frozen salmon in that weird frat/flop house they rented in DC

[–] into_highest_invite@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I’m trying and failing to remember the names here but I remember the Chapos or somebody who found this article about how some of the congress critters live in DC. Some of them, 3 or 4 iirc, were all renting rooms in this big house. The article went on to detail how it was a total bachelor pad/hot couch guy situation and in the freezer were a bunch of salmon gifted to them by one of the Alaska senators or something.

Reading the article is like if you turned this reaction: hillary-apartment into a few thousand words of text

[–] Doubledee@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago

Pretty sure it was Mitt Romney?

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago

Wasn't one of them Chuck Schumer?

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I might be misremembering it but weren't they cooking it in some incredibly fucked way too? Like they microwaved or boiled it or something

this makes so much sense. these fuckers can't do anything for themselves

[–] Ishmael@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

People are mixing up two things. Mitt Romney had a freezer full of salmon filets donated by Lisa Murkowski that he put on hamburger buns and slathered in ketchup https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/mitt-romney-salmon-senate-murkowski-b2412264.html And up until 2014, Chuck Schumer and Dick Durbin (and some other Dem senators) lived together in a house they jokingly called "Omega House" like a frat. https://www.cnn.com/2013/12/04/politics/real-alpha-house

oh that's too bad. they all seem like frat bros. is there a reason they stopped living in a congressional frat house or did they just realize they're all old as fuck now?

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago

See, it’s not enough for liberals that Congress critters are regularly having steak dinners that cost more than you or I would spend on ourselves for an entire week of food. No, if the Democrats and Republicans aren’t having steak dinners together, then that’s the downfall of democracy.

[–] Marasenna@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 5 days ago

Delete this before one of them sees it.

[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 23 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Brunch is going to be so on in '28 if Dems retake the presidency.

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 13 points 5 days ago

Gavin Gruesome Vs JD Vance is going to be too close to call.

[–] Saymaz@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 5 days ago
[–] nasezero@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I have serious doubts that the midterms won't be cancelled/blatantly stolen/ignored. They seem very determined to drop the mask both internationally and domestically.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago

Why would they need to steal the midterms when the democrats will still vote overwhelmingly in favour of foreign aggression? They'll just tut-tut and finger wag while they give unconditional support.

[–] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 46 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Amerikkka was founded on slavery and indigenous genocide and has overthrown every government in this hemisphere, some multiple times plus like a hundred other countries too.

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 25 points 5 days ago

who cares about all that? there's a freakin cheeto in the white house

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 15 points 5 days ago

I no longer think it’s helpful to think of it as “founded” of or from these principles, if only because it implies a one-and-done. It is founded on the perpetuation of these principles.

Mars bar Amerigo

[–] Saymaz@lemmygrad.ml 41 points 5 days ago (2 children)

How do I reach your levels of 'based', senior comrade?

[–] Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net 28 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Reddit is awesome. I got banned from r/climate for explaining how Biden's big bills (IRA and infrastructure) actually lock-in fossil fuels as permanent primary energy source and are also a big giveaway for the industry. That became obvious once Trump won in 2024 and Exxon began lobbying them to not reverse any of the major parts of the bills.

And I got banned from r/politics for criticizing the God Emperor (Joe Biden) for working with MBS (war in Yemen and Trump's Abraham Accords) while Biden was visiting Saudi Arabia early in his term. I'm currently temp banned for being mean to Elon Musk. Sorry, Elon ;/

[–] Saymaz@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 5 days ago

Don't question the status quo. 🤫

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

When they accuse socialist countries of having a "cult of personality" those leaders actually did something to be worthy of the people's praise and admiration. Americans are so pathetic.

[–] OffSeasonPrincess@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago

"There was a cult, but there was also a personality"

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 21 points 5 days ago

Make a bunch of ban evasion accounts for /r/politics and you get one when you register

[–] SootySootySoot@hexbear.net 33 points 5 days ago

When my country commits the hundred thousandth war crime in the past decade alone: "I can't believe the guy in charge right now is ruining my heckin wholesome country"

[–] corvidenjoyer@hexbear.net 21 points 5 days ago

liberals thinking we’re the bad guys “NOW”. video of ICE murdering someone. an advertisement to join the waffen SS

Come on its not a SS adversitement thats absurd lets be honest.

spoilerIts clearly a Luftwaffe advertismement. Cant let those guys off the hook. stalin-cig

[–] hamid@crazypeople.online 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago

say-the-line-bart-2 "What are we, a bunch of Asians?"

[–] ReddRatt@hexbear.net 15 points 5 days ago
[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago

I would not want to be in a fighter jet serviced by guys with just 8 months of combined education and experience

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Aircraft mechanic in 8 months or 16 months

Yeah that pretty much sums up the past few years.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago

But also I love the idea of someone becoming a fully certified aircraft mechanic in 8 months, working on some of the most complex and finicky aircraft the world has ever seen. I'm sure it'll all work fine, no problem.