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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
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    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
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[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 72 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 days ago

Nice to know that someone already did the math (the monster math!)

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That's a really stupid way to do it, you connect the water turbine directly to the faucet. Why water all the tap water pressure.

[–] Hacksaw@lemmy.ca 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You didn't read past the first paragraph.

you can just hook the faucet up to your device, and let the water pressure drive the generator directly. In either case, for a bathtub faucet, this works out to almost 200 watts, or $25 per month

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Though what you could do is place small turbines in your piping so that any time you use your water for normal uses, it would generate some electricity at the cost of a loss of pressure once it passes through. Though it would be more efficient to just turn down the pumps generating that pressure to the new pressure setting and using the electricity saved there (if you are the one running the pump, water included in rent would transfer some energy to you but lose some overall).

[–] Win012@lemmy.today 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You could stick a windmill on top of your car and build up power as you drive to go faster if you drive faster

[–] tux7350@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Thank you for the laugh (⁀ᗢ⁀)

[–] EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world 31 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Most apartments with water included in the rent price (Sorry kids, there's no such thing as "free water") closely monitor their usage on a per building or floor basis. Whenever they detect irregularities they schedule inspections with the tenants to check for things like leaking toilet valves and such.

"free water" just means that they've calculated the cost of installing the meters and additional plumbing and determined that monitoring global usage and including it in the price of rent is cheaper.

Source: I have water included in my rent, I pay about $50 more a month than a similar apartment without.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

When I moved to Tennessee a few years back I looked all over trying to figure out where our gas bill was. Water/electric/sewage/internet, I actually got through one company now which is kinda neat, but our heater is natural gas, and I haven't been billed for it yet, which never makes sense to me. I keep wondering if the management company just covers it or something, but I should see a usage bill I would figure somewhere...

Small towns don't manage much though. They came by to do an inspection a couple months ago and I was like oh shit, they had not stopped by since I moved in back in 2021. (Guess a new management company absorbed them). I've got a chicken coop and put chicken wire up around about 1,000+ square foot and I was wondering what they were going to say about it. They never ended up even going out back. Next year's problem I guess.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I bought a house two years ago and had a plumber come out to install a new water heater. He asked me where the water meter was and I had to say "fuck if I know". He said lots of people just let their water account lapse and then remove the meter and tap directly into the water line in the street and get free water. He assumed that the previous owner of my house had done this; I was pondering whether this was a bad thing or not when he found the actual water meter out in the yard under a metal cover. Good news? Probably not -- it turns out my house water is supplied by a very cheap independent local water authority, but they had to go into bankruptcy along with the city and apparently some Saudis are planning to buy it to provide water to grow alfalfa for their racehorses.

[–] nandeEbisu@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

For high rises, why not stick a turbine on the outlet for waste water at the bottom of the building? You've already spent the energy to pump it up dozens of floors why not recoup some of it when it falls back down?

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Mine used to give me free water and natural gas. I filled my waterbed with hot water when I moved in.

Years later, they changed it over so that the whole building was metered and the price was divided.

[–] SirEDCaLot@lemmy.today 2 points 5 days ago (2 children)

That's a legal. Metered utilities can be either included in the rent, or metered on a per unit basis. In this setup, if your neighbor uses a lot of utilities your bill will go up. That's why this is illegal.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 days ago

looking into my state code, it's legal if it's in the lease and they did ammend the lease on renewal to include it.

Morale? no. Legal here? it would appear to be.

[–] ADTJ@feddit.uk 3 points 5 days ago

It's illegal everywhere in the world?

Seems an odd thing to come together on

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 days ago

pretty sure there's an old copypasta about this or something

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

stiffyGlitch's mum should have her own category on PornHub

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago
[–] YeahIgotskills2@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Maybe on some other planet, where success is deemed as failure and they all have USB ports for genitals.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Stupid question.

NOT a shower thought.

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

I feel pretty confident they were in the shower when they thought about this question.

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

OP is a dipshit verbatim ripping off an XKCD video no way in hell they came up with it themselves BTW.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

It may not be the kind you like but it (most likely) meets the community rules definition.

[–] kossa@feddit.org 3 points 6 days ago

Fill the water in bottles behind your generator and sell it at cheaper rates to folks who pay for their water...even more profit!

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 days ago

You monster

[–] roguelazer@lemmy.world 248 points 1 week ago (16 children)
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[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 100 points 1 week ago (12 children)
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[–] IWW4@lemmy.zip 87 points 1 week ago (5 children)

You would be that asshole who ruined it for everyone else.

If they don't punish you specifically they'll punish everyone with you.

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