I have the very real disease of ligma
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
A representative of the clowns has asked to please stop trapping clowns in mines and when we signed up to become children entertainers, we expected physical abuse but not this
Think of the children, or you're getting sent to the Mime Institute.
Hands you a comically small pickaxe and then salutes while kicking leg out as if slipping on a banana peel before walking away
Are we mining for clowns, like they're diamonds embedded in the rock and we pickaxe them out? Or is it a mine infested by clowns? Klownbolds?
The clowns are mined out like fossils and rehydrated in The Hospital via a saline-type liquid I assume, The Children don't tell me everything.
REHYDRATE
They don't trust me around clowns
For reasons
:hyperflush: