Voyager can't talk shit because it runs on lab-grown living brain tissue
Hey! Bioneural gel packs make the Voyager smart and not at all silently screaming in existential terror!
I have no mouth and I must scream
The cheese cometh....
That’s what they made us think
returns to fluidic space to complain online about trek physical accuracy
"Replicator, give me a slice of mushroom pizza."
"Hot or cold."
"Hot."
"Space-warping travel mushrooms or the ones that grow on old logs."
"Uh, the log ones I guess."
"Coward."
Majel Barrett's sassy replicator was some of her finest work.
Hey, they are extra dimensional ghost corpses. There's a difference.
Spirits of good fortune, not ghosts.
Took me a second to figure out ransomware. Bravo.
To be fair, magic mushrooms actually exist.
I watched this one when I was a kid and it fucked me up. I couldn't believe starfleet officers could do that.
The equinos looked cool though
Starship running on mushrooms? Yeah, why not
The mushrooms are some omnipresent thing connecting all space and time together and giving some special super powers somehow? The force stolen you have. Integration of science fantasy into science fiction unasked for was.
Counterpoint:
Q
Countercounterpoint:
The Q know about the mycelial network, likely because they created it for their own purposes. That's how they can seem to transport anywhere in the universe. Quinn essentially admitted as much when he said that their "magic" is simply very advanced technology. A mycelial network permeating subspace would be right up their alley.
Q to Stamets: "Who do you think put mushrooms on your planet?"
Star Trek memes and shitposts
Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.
