Remember folks, if you see somebody shoplifting food, no you didn't.
this post was submitted on 30 Dec 2025
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I'm willing to ignore anything at this point. Shoplifters of all kinds are safe with me.
Captain Crunch probably flogs his sailers and privateers for the British
Fuck that narc
All Cap'ns Are Bastards
I feel like i need to pack it in and stop lifting stuff. I try to limit it to like, one thing that'd save me 8+ dollars when i'm already buying shit, I pick it up, put it in cart but near my hands and palm and pocket it when i go around a corner where it doesn't look like there's a camera
But the thing is the fucking cameras are getting really fucking good and it's increasingly likely they'll have cameras I don't notice with the resolution to pick up the pores on my nose so yeah idk i feel like i should stop doing even that
The aisles with big boxes usually are in camera blind spots so it's this guy and the armorall car polishing guy who watch me
Boy if I had a nickel
i have to do it Cap'n or i'll never afford ram
Just download another stick of it like the rest of us
Yeah because I'm gonna take judgement from the guy who's stealing valor(His uniform is actually that of a commander, not a captain. He's a liar).