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I feel like i need to pack it in and stop lifting stuff. I try to limit it to like, one thing that'd save me 8+ dollars when i'm already buying shit, I pick it up, put it in cart but near my hands and palm and pocket it when i go around a corner where it doesn't look like there's a camera

But the thing is the fucking cameras are getting really fucking good and it's increasingly likely they'll have cameras I don't notice with the resolution to pick up the pores on my nose so yeah idk i feel like i should stop doing even that

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 10 points 2 hours ago

Remember folks, if you see somebody shoplifting food, no you didn't.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

i have to do it Cap'n or i'll never afford ram

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 5 points 2 hours ago

Just download another stick of it like the rest of us

[–] Nasalstrip@hexbear.net 6 points 2 hours ago

Boy if I had a nickel

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Captain Crunch probably flogs his sailers and privateers for the British

Fuck that narc

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 10 points 3 hours ago

All Cap'ns Are Bastards

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 7 points 4 hours ago

The aisles with big boxes usually are in camera blind spots so it's this guy and the armorall car polishing guy who watch me