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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Rom@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

This could be us. Haha ....jk... unless crush

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wish

Could get a whole lot of stuff done if I were omniscient and omnipotent

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

However you’d be aware of all the people appending slop onto words and unable to ignore it

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I would be exploded how could you do this to me

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Nah, you're cool

Don't come to school tomorrow

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This post is just explode-slop

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

No, this is

explosionexplosionexplosionexplosion explosionexplosion explosionexplosion explosionexplosion

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

AI accelerated slopularity

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

they shoulda just made Q all the genders

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

oh but he's not supposed to be a role model nvm

[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 4 points 3 months ago
[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Am I the only one who fucking hates this annoying character? I hate all they episodes they’re in

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

All of them? I get some but dang.

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I have no idea, I saw the first 2-3 and proceeded to skip every one

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

What about the DS9 episode where Sisko punches him in the face and then Q never bothers him again.