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[โ€“] TheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zone 19 points 4 months ago (5 children)

OK folks of the DT. Xmas day celebration for 'orphans' at my place is a go mission. Please DM me by end of tomorrow for address and public transport info if you are wanting to come.

I have secure bike parking, and there's plenty of street parking available. General area is Thornbury.

Timing is 2 pm to 5 pm approx - this is a bit flexible.

Its come as you are, and if convenient bring a plate of something snackish to share. I'm doing chips & dips and given the likely weather there will be a pot of soup. BYO grog. I'll have soft drinks and tea and coffee available.

PS: an orphan for the purpose of this event is someone who doesn't have another event planned for the day, plus trustworthy significant others.

โค๏ธ

[โ€“] SituationCake@aussie.zone 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This is so wonderful. Iโ€™m at partners family Xmas day, but appreciate the offer very much, because if it werenโ€™t for that would be a Xmas orphan! I hope you all have a very nice afternoon!

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[โ€“] tone212_@aussie.zone 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 10 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Last day of work.

Hanging on by a thread. If anyone at work tests me today, Christmas will not be Merry (or any other hobbit)

[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

red's a festive colour, just saying. As are entrails about a tree.

[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 6 points 4 months ago

Luckily I'm working from home so no one is actually within reach of my rage

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[โ€“] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

AAND THATS A WRAP! HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND CHEERS ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿฅ‚

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[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 7 points 4 months ago

2.5 hours of work left.

So far no one has dared me.

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 7 points 4 months ago

Ham and salad sandwich for lunch was absolutely delicious. I'm probably still in the honeymoon phase with salads and the love will wear off as summer drags on, but after a toastie-filled winter a salad sandwich is wonderful.

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 7 points 4 months ago

Well, the work year has ended and even though I resigned from my position over 6 months ago, I'm just floating around the company, doing whatever's needed (sometimes that's just being the office cheerleader).

Who knows what next year will bring. For now, nearly 2 weeks off to chill!! Hopefully a city adventure, maybe a winery, good food and probably a shitton of computer games.

Christmas cheese has been purchased, wine is at the ready!

[โ€“] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I will be working in the heart of Box Hill for the foreseeable future. Lunch is going to be EPIC

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[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Been up since 4:30am with the dreaded "can't stop thinking".

Sigh.

I was looking forward to leave but it turns out it fucking sucks when you haven't got anything to do and my mates are either on vacation or doing the Xmas thing.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 4 months ago

so tired

have so much to do

zombie mode activated ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™€๏ธ

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 4 months ago

morning break, coffee and some panetonne

then put another load of washing in the machine, then off to the market

[โ€“] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 6 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The spicy kewpie isn't spicy.

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[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 6 points 4 months ago

I survived my trip to Melbourne. It's the first time in a while that I haven't travelled back in the dark, it felt slightly odd being able to see everything.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Just about done for the day, just gotta make the bed and then I'm crashed

[โ€“] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Same. Shattered but it's so nice sitting here sipping a wine and knowing I made it to Christmas. Gonna risk sitting a bit longer. Being....happy...is a good feeling

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

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same, I really don't have much to do tomorrow, main thing is to remember to buy a bottle of my fave wine so I can get sloshed on xmas day ...lol

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[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (7 children)

What's the worst chrissy present you could personally ever receive?

I'll give an example. One of daughter's teachers are vegan and still received a shit load of chocolate.

[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

My parents gave me personalised numberplates one time. This was up in NSW where you have to pay a fee to have personalised plates, so they essentially got me an extra $100 on top of my rego every year.

And I drove a silver car so they got me gold number plates. I know no one would have actually cared but I felt like everyone was looking at my car when I drove out of the RTA with the new plates on because they clashed so much

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 7 points 4 months ago

Do not give silver people gold things! And ask first if white gold counts.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It needed some fluffy dice to go with.

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[โ€“] calhoon2005@aussie.zone 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

My aunt gave me a pillowcase..I was a 12 year old boy. Bad enough that I remember it clearly 35 years later.

Edit.. Oh. I thought we were doing worst ever actually received

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A slab of Crown

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[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Fuck me, it is christmas week, yes?

Fucking four hours into my leave yesterday and my boss was already blowing up my fucking phone. He's still going! Jesus christ mate, get a fucking hobby

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[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 6 points 4 months ago

Ugh. Fatigue is unusually bad. The options for the inspection were tomorrow (right after the vet) or next week so next week it is, it means I can go more slowly tidying up.

Iโ€™m really missing my old hobbies of baking and meal prep.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 5 points 4 months ago (4 children)

There's now 4 states of matter? When did plasma happen? Why didn't anyone tell me?

[โ€“] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 5 points 4 months ago

Hehehe this made me laugh lots.

[โ€“] Pilk@aussie.zone 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You better sit down for this.

There are way more than four states of matter (many exotic but not all).

Even weirder, the distinction between liquid and gas disappears under easily achievable conditions. Rather than being absolutely separate states, they exist on a continuum. We actually exploit this in the process of manufacturing decaffeinated coffee.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Wow. This needs to be on YouTube. Maybe it is and I just slept through it.

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[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

i learnt that in high school

you can see plasma in flames

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 4 months ago

Oh. Maybe I did too and forgot about it.

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[โ€“] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (6 children)

Used a carpet scraper to clean the dog fur out of the carpet. Would highly recommend for anyone with floofy friends and carpet. I would not put carpet in a house.

Whilst I was doing the carpet cleaning, I found a saw under my dad's bed in addition to a bat. I know there have been quite a few home invasions lately, but idk if this is a bit of an overreaction. But anyway, hit and slice those gangsters mate!

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[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Here's the necklace I bought my friend, I cleaned the wire with CLR and it came up beautiful. After some looking on line it's a 1920s Czech emerald glass necklace.

here's the 1969 3D Moon Landing postcard, I have to buy a new frame for it. I reckon it's kinda cool.

[โ€“] TheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zone 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That necklace is beautiful!

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[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 5 points 4 months ago

Had a bit of an embarrassing miscommunication yesterday. I saw I had a missed call, I thought they tried to call me twice, so I called them back. The guy said he was trying to return a call I made.

Then I remembered I tried to call the place I get coffee beans from but forgot about it because it went straight to voicemail. I couldn't call him back after that, so I picked up beans near where we were at the time and they're pretty good

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 points 4 months ago

๐ŸงŸโ€โ™€๏ธ am home ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™€๏ธ

nearly all presents bought

no, husband did not offer to make me a cup of tea when I got home, he never does

after putting some groceries away and another load of washing in the machine I am having the half cup of now cold coffee I didn't finish this morning and some shortbread , it will do

I will do the grocery shopping shortly

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[โ€“] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Instant ramen with assorted green vegetables please

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[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

damn mozzie got me

and I'm so tired still even tho I got 8 hrs sleep

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