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[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

What's the worst chrissy present you could personally ever receive?

I'll give an example. One of daughter's teachers are vegan and still received a shit load of chocolate.

[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

My parents gave me personalised numberplates one time. This was up in NSW where you have to pay a fee to have personalised plates, so they essentially got me an extra $100 on top of my rego every year.

And I drove a silver car so they got me gold number plates. I know no one would have actually cared but I felt like everyone was looking at my car when I drove out of the RTA with the new plates on because they clashed so much

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 7 points 4 months ago

Do not give silver people gold things! And ask first if white gold counts.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It needed some fluffy dice to go with.

[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That would have been a better car gift. It was a Mazda 323, nothing special. I know they did it because my brother had personalised plates but he had a Subaru Liberty that was much more interesting and he's much more of a car guy than me

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 1 points 4 months ago

That's hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] calhoon2005@aussie.zone 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

My aunt gave me a pillowcase..I was a 12 year old boy. Bad enough that I remember it clearly 35 years later.

Edit.. Oh. I thought we were doing worst ever actually received

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 3 points 4 months ago

Actually: My school book kit for the next year A hot pink satin thong (brother, not his idea) A large print Fairy Tale book at 15 A 30yo very used hair dryer A kitchen appliance bought in the previous year sale so it had zero warranty

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Doesn't matter. Either.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

bad news about loved ones

gifts?

A dairy cookbook.

Any record by John Williamson

Bananas in Pajamas stuff

A house next door to my MIL.

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Ooof that last one. Never met mine. Glad to keep it that way.

ETA: when I was full GF I was given a GF cook book. Great yes? Until you discover it's American and 3/4 of the ingredients are 'a can of X brand soup' that doesn't exist here

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

husband would want to live there ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ”ซ

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 3 points 4 months ago

There is an OtherPlace phrase for that