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[–] MotoAsh@piefed.social 39 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Uhh... pretty sure this is like the 10,000th cure taken from nature? Star Trek was immitating life for that plot... Why are people so god damn ignorant to reality?

[–] DrMartinu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah I don't think the star trek writers are even trying to include the eventual inhumane ramp up of the miracle cure production either.

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Some lab is probably chucking those lizards into a blender.

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This isn't even the first lizard based medicine. There have been several different ones. Notably GLP-1s.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Gotta get that lizard neck

[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 35 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Anytime you hear a republican complain about spending research money on some seemingly silly thing remember this research. A lot of research sounds weird and pointless from the outside, but you don't know what it might build up to.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 3 points 3 months ago

They also complain about researching perfectly normal-sounding stuff and then turn around and want to fund something that sounds fucking stupid, just because it aligns with their bigotry.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Anything that eats insects is friend--lizards, birds, spiders, toddlers. All are friend.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

China literally got a famine because they declared sparrows a pest! (well that's not the only reason, but it was a reason).

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Lyme, no "s"

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

I think it's more sci-fi that there was this one guy who's blood was tapped for decades to prevent miscarriages all over the world (blood type incompatibilities between universal donor mothers and the fetuses they carried).

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

And yet, I bet that a lot of morons would rather go "extreme Paleo" and gnaw on a lizard rather than getting a little injection.

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago

gnaw gnaw gnaw

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Don't judge me. I hate needles and if eating a lizard will tip the scales in my favor, it's their own damned fault for being delicious, nutritious, and apparently immunicious. It's a word. I just made it up, though.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Eastern fence lizard

lives in California and has poison blood

You really expect me to believe this shit?

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It says 'western fence lizard' though

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Im being gaslit and gangstalked.