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submitted 11 months ago by spaceghoti@lemmy.one to c/politics@lemmy.world

This is MAGA in a nutshell.

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[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 163 points 11 months ago

"Least accomplished ex-President mocks most accomplished ex-President."

[-] 800XL@lemmy.world 126 points 11 months ago

When Trump dies, his grave will make the best toilet ever.

[-] mateomaui@reddthat.com 23 points 11 months ago
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[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

If they give his corpse an enema, they'll be able to bury him in a matchbox.

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[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 107 points 11 months ago

Donny's just sad he'd never be able to get someone to spend 77 years with him.

Where's Melania?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 56 points 11 months ago

I doubt most people can stand to spend 7 minutes with him.

[-] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 31 points 11 months ago
[-] PetDinosaurs@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago

I forgot about Reince Priebus.

Why are all the people he works with so stereotypically evil?

[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago

If you wrote a b movie and named the cartoonish villain "Reince Priebus," people would complain that it is a stupid name.

[-] paraphrand@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

Sounds like something George Lucas would come up with.

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[-] Uniquitous@lemmy.one 44 points 11 months ago

Trying to get the pool boy to notice her.

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[-] spider@lemmy.nz 27 points 11 months ago

Where’s Melania?

Waiting in the wings for her cash and prizes.

(She might need to consider a Plan B for that.)

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[-] AbidanYre@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

77 years is a lot of mooches.

Also, I think you mean Melanie

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

A micromooch is known as a stormy and it's based on how long he lasted inside her.

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 15 points 11 months ago

Please don't make your follow lemmings sick.

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[-] AZERTY@feddit.nl 66 points 11 months ago

She passed away this afternoon :/

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 38 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Next campaign speech: "President Carter's wife... Rosalynn. She died, folks. She died. I never liked her! I like first ladies that don't die like my wife Melania."

[-] mateomaui@reddthat.com 25 points 11 months ago

Too bad Melania doesn’t like him back.

[-] gullible@kbin.social 63 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Mmm yes, let’s kick one of the last honest politicians in existence while he’s down. That’ll soften your horrific image, big boy.

[-] ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
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[-] JustZ@lemmy.world 58 points 11 months ago

Republicans rat fucked Carter with Iran Contra. It's Republicans in a nutshell. They have no floor. Can always go lower.

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[-] the_q@lemmy.world 58 points 11 months ago

There will be literal celebrations when Donald Trump finally dies.

[-] eran_morad@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago

He’d better fucking die in a prison cell.

[-] elbarto777@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

I hope he dies of natural causes, after many, many years in jail.

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[-] Jaysyn@kbin.social 55 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I'm going to read Trump's obituary with champagne.

[-] Cranakis@lemmy.one 26 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I hope he chokes on a cheeseburger.

or dies of a stroke taking a shit. I hope they find him with his ass in the air.

[-] Cassus@lemm.ee 49 points 11 months ago

It's a party of hatred. When he got elected after mocking that camera man for having a disability, it should have been clear for everyone what the republican party stood for.

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 47 points 11 months ago

I can't wait to hear what offensive shit this asshole will say now that she's died.

[-] RandAlThor@lemmy.ca 40 points 11 months ago

Trump makes cavemen look highly civilized.

[-] Nougat@kbin.social 27 points 11 months ago

"Cavemen" had respect for the dead.

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 19 points 11 months ago

Lack of technology =/= lack of sophistication.

And hominids were unlikely to use caves as shelters for an extended period of time without working the stone.

[-] Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 38 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Conservatives delight in the suffering and misery of others. This is simply who they are at their core. It is not a trait they can change. They can supress the public expression of this trait when it serves them, but deep inside, they thrive on the knowledge that a vulnerable person is suffering.

Be cautious in your dealings with conservatives. They do not value the lives of people or animals the way a normal person does.

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[-] dirthawker0@lemmy.world 36 points 11 months ago

That scumbag will say anything to get attention. The filthier the better, and it seems filth is all he's got left.

[-] eran_morad@lemmy.world 36 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Stuff like this is why I consider republicans to be worthless filth.

Trump, criticizing Biden at a rally in Fort Dodge, Iowa, told a crowd of supporters that “the happiest person anywhere in this country right now is Jimmy Carter because his administration looked brilliant compared to these clowns.”

“Compared to Biden, Jimmy Carter was a brilliant, brilliant president,” Trump said.

[-] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 37 points 11 months ago

Which is really interesting since Jimmy Carter's presidency was one of the most competent we've had in history. The only reason anybody shits on it is because of the smear job the republicans and the Reagan campaign did on it.

[-] eran_morad@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

I think the failed hostage rescue really fucked him up. And also the “malaise” speech — an indictment on the American people for not heeding the warning of a wise and prescient man.

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[-] criticalthreshold@lemmy.world 34 points 11 months ago

Fuck him and fuck Trump followers.

[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 32 points 11 months ago

You'd punish a six year old who acted this way.

[-] nicetriangle@kbin.social 28 points 11 months ago

Classless as usual

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

And people want this fucking dirtbag to run our country.

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[-] ohlaph@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

What an absolute skid mark. He's the shid mark to the dirtiest underwear possible. Piss stains and all.

[-] donuts@kbin.social 16 points 11 months ago

Blump doesn't have a dignified bone in his body.

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