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Trump Designates Fentanyl as a Weapon of Mass Destruction (www.whitehouse.gov)

submitted 1 month ago by cypherpunks@lemmy.ml to c/nottheonion@lemmy.ml

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[–] RiverRock@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ok so drone strike the Sackler family

[–] Atropos@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But they'll just respond with a fentanyl strike! This helps no one!

[–] RiverRock@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

We don't want the smoking gun to be a fent cloud

[–] assembly@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Like really what are they gonna do, start invading the Bayer company? They dropping bombs on Walgreens?

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

they going to use it an excuse to invade latin american countries that voted in governments that are unfriend to the united states, eg venezuela and mexico

[–] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Words have no meaning anymore.

This is the post language era.

[–] Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 month ago

The United states of America are a bad joke.

[–] anarchiddy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago

MFs heard "Trump's Iraq Moment" and thought, "fuck yea, let's 'find' some WMDs"

[–] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

I used to eat WMDs for breakfast 🫨

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yay! This means America will be cleaning up its fentanyl issue so we don't get so much smuggled into our country.

Right?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

That and some metallic green paints as well as that new gray color that many cars are being painted with these days.