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[–] RiverRock@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ok so drone strike the Sackler family

[–] Atropos@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But they'll just respond with a fentanyl strike! This helps no one!

[–] RiverRock@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

We don't want the smoking gun to be a fent cloud

[–] assembly@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Like really what are they gonna do, start invading the Bayer company? They dropping bombs on Walgreens?

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

they going to use it an excuse to invade latin american countries that voted in governments that are unfriend to the united states, eg venezuela and mexico