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[–] Keld@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

But Dr. Pepper tastes like someone put vanilla essence in laundry detergent

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 19 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
[–] john_brown@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Why do you think the kids were so into tide pods? They crave that dr. pepper detergent flavor

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

It all makes sense now

[–] LisaTrevor@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

to me it tastes like a cola spiked with blood. idk why, I just get a very strong bloody aftertaste from Dr pepper, maybe from the artificial cherry flavor they use

oddly enough, I don't get that from Diet Dr. Pepper, which I actually enjoy quite a bit

[–] la_tasalana_intissari_mata@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The Doctor is putting his patients blood in the drink

[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

i totally misread patients as panties, which was worse but left many questions unanswered

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

Its how they keep the vampire population in check.

[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Por'n another Dr. Pepper in my ass

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

i've been laughing like a moron at this for like 10 minutes now thank you

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

gotta love a nice cold soda

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

It's a good treat every now and then for sure, especially in the summer time.

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah I'm addicted to porn.

Pooping on Richard Nixon' grave

[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 3 weeks ago

shit, made me snort loudly and woke the dog up

[–] jh6AZStb@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 weeks ago

No wine, I say after several glasses of wine

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

Yup, this one's going to the wife.

Ty

[–] la_tasalana_intissari_mata@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 3 weeks ago

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