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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Dort_Owl@hexbear.net to c/slop@hexbear.net
 

RIP Bozo

Pop bubble pop bubble it would be so funny

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[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 48 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Didn't openAI (most evil fucking name for a closed-source private company) open up their rules on adult content recently? Oh boy...

[–] KurtVonnegut@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Broke: Spiderman/Elsa brainrot.

Woke: AI-Generated Spiderman/Elsa brainrot.

Bespoke: destroying the economy and the environment to create custom-tailored 24-7 stream of VR AI-Generated Spiderman/Elsa brainrot.

[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Can't wait to watch Elsa get webbed in the face from free Starbucks wifi while bezos orders a tank charge against 300 million protestors wearing no kings shirts

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The survivors demand an apology, and when they don't get one they collectively say "History has its eyes on you..." in chorus and shake their heads solemnly

[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

While Pelosi once more takes a knee while wearing Kente cloth pronouncing "This is not who we are!"

[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 35 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Why are they putting money into openAI when they're supposedly getting paid money for the licensing of the Disney characters?

[–] fox@hexbear.net 38 points 3 months ago (4 children)

They can't easily cease&desist the big AI companies because of the fair use clause, but if they have a license with one of them, then fair use goes out the window for all the others. They sent a c&d the day this deal was signed against Google for copyright infringement

[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago (3 children)

How does having a license with someone invalidate everyone else's fair-use rights?

[–] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

IANAL. Pure hypothetical guess is that it might constitute a higher degree of ownership of the rights for the ability to transform said characters. Idk though, copyright law is some spooky shit. IBM literally had my dad put his name on an attempt to patent the concept of having something move in an oval to reduce stress. It stood until it was challenged in court and he knew it was bullshit but they paid him so he did it anyway betting on it failing. But like imagine trying to patent physics concepts.

[–] fox@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fuck if I know but it apparently strengthens their case

[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

Then where did you read this? What were the cases that got filed?

[–] fort_burp@feddit.nl 2 points 3 months ago

Ok I thought this was a philosophical question at first, I see now that it is not, but I want to respond as if it were by suggesting the book Against Intellectual Monopoly which, ironically or not, costs $36.99 in digital form (Anna has it).

[–] into_highest_invite@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 3 months ago

this is hilarious if true

[–] Facky@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

Well played Michael Mouse, well played.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Because someone has to keep the AI train going CHOO CHOO

[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago

This is really what's happening. Its top-down, figure out how to make money off AI or we're all going to die!

[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Unless they're investing first and licensing the characters as a way to bolster their investment but surely Disney needs MML-slop less than MML-slip needs licenses to IP people actually like?

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

Bob Iger, screaming, "Please, PLEASE make absolute dogshit with our characters, we'll even pay you to do it!"

[–] fort_burp@feddit.nl 3 points 3 months ago

All of OpenAI's "deals" are incestuous and absurd. They have a 20% revenue share with Microsoft (Microsoft gets 20% of OpenAI's revenue) and in exchange Microsoft gives OpenAI roughly 20% of revenue from Bing and from Azure’s OpenAI Service, which sells access to OpenAI’s models.

Also these days just saying "We pledge to invest" and following it with a made up number in the hundreds of billions of dollars is enough to make line go up.

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 34 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I am glad that Sora from Kingdom Hearts and Sora the AI whatever are going to become the same thing so I don't confuse them anymore. I assume that that's why Disney is doing this, and I really appreciate them for it.

[–] groKKK@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago

This is an important first step, but the most crucial deal for Disney would not be with Sora or OpenAI, whose models are towing the mainstream line on white genocide, but with me. Were they to also go through with their deal with me, I would be able to make videos of so many beloved characters advocating against white genocide in South Africa. We live in a sad world where many people listen more attentively to fictional characters than they do to real human beings. Right now, as white South African farmers' voices are being silenced, even those who do hear them are quick to dismiss them. But when Judy Hopps explains white genocide, she is bound to get more people listening.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago

brand stewardship? naaaaaaaaaaah we got numbers to make next quarter

[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

Do they get paid or something whenever sora slop-gens Darth Vader or something? What is exactly the profit model here.

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Does Sam Altman have pee tapes of everyone?

[–] Alisu@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He used sora to generate them

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

Bob Iger having 18 fingers would make it less effective blackmail.