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[–] mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz 31 points 1 day ago (3 children)

is this more potent than three penis wine?

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I have to try, where can I get this three penis wine, asking for my friend down south?

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

It's unfortunately not very good. And my penis count is still only 1, and honestly not super magical.

[–] realitista@lemmus.org 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 20 hours ago

You rarely hear the phrase "where the FUCK is the penis on this thing??" in infomercials nowadays and it's a crying shame!

[–] SatyrSack@feddit.org 9 points 1 day ago

Chicago, USA

[–] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

You start with three guys who's friendship you don't really value.

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Absolutely not. Nothing is as potent as the stuff you can find at the EBDB BnB.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

If you need any room service or sex toys, just ring the front desk ✨

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Must be a strong drink .... because penis mightier

[–] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)

That's the pen is mightier, Mr. Connery.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 19 hours ago

OK Alex ... I'll take Jap Anus Relations then

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Why would he smite the pennies tho?

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

They ass pennies.

[–] RollingZeppelin@piefed.ca 6 points 23 hours ago

You're stittin on a gold mine Trebek!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Where they getting the magical penii to make wine out of?

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

I'll never tell!

[–] comador@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

rare and/or endangered animal's bones typically.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

Or ancient Egyptian mummies

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Made from, by, or for magical penis?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 20 hours ago

This was actually named based on the original version of the religious myth.

Turns out that Jessie of Nazzie's digestive system was just all kinds of fermented and fucked up 🤷

[–] alias_qr_rainmaker@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

There's a whole genre of memes that's just badly translated English. I believe it was popular back when I was a college sophomore in the mid 2000s

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I regret to inform you that this is an accurately translated label. There are loads of Chinese wine that's supposed to be like viagra. Make your penis magical and whatnot

i went to china once. i just remember getting the orange wine because whenever i'm away from my parents i'm like FINALLY i can get high, lmao

[–] shininghero@pawb.social 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ah yes, autocowrecks and engrish back on the ol' cheezburger site. Those were simpler times.

[–] alias_qr_rainmaker@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

you remember ytmnd? that was the place encyclopedia dramatica called "the place where memes go to die"

[–] shininghero@pawb.social 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

you're the man now, dog!

only ytmnd OG's remember ptkfgs

[–] socsa@piefed.social 6 points 1 day ago

Wait until you hear about magical urine eggs.

[–] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 6 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Does it make a magical penis appear or make your penis magical?

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Let's just say you don't want to drink it unless your penis is already magical and rated for this specific wine.

Or is it made from magical penii?

I've not finished the bottle yet.

[–] waigl@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why does the lower-case n in your caption look like it's on the wrong baseline? Did you arrange those letters manually?

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

No the font 'aileron bold' is a bit wacky but I like it.

Sounds like Bluesky's favorite beverage.