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badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
your hole is getting a post, buddy

Are burrowing owls just flying posts incarnate? 
Oh, absolutely, I've got plenty so I can totally-
quality posts
Never mind.
This made me think, why didnt anyone just like...shovel a shitload of sand into the sarlaac pit from stsr wars? Id have jusr did that
bettin the sarlac is a pretty good digger, im not up on sarlac lore but i always assumed they dig their own pits. why would you even want to fill the pit? the sarlac is only a threat if you go to it's pit (or i guess if you had a sarlac infestation in your yard that would be bad)
Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people.



Sorry, I can't. It's cold, okay!
With the power of friction you can make a fire by rubbing two posts together very quickly.
Dont get your cylinder stuck!