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[–] john_brown@hexbear.net 28 points 1 week ago

Awesome post. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your cat's continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what your cat's got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get that cat. Thanks for the motivation.

swole-chonk

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago

By now, my cat is wearing this 2.5kg knitted sweater around outside, climbing trees, running around, normal cat stuff

outdoor-cat

[–] UmmmCheckPlease@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My childhood dog was so good at pulling my sibling or me on the longboard, or a sled, he just loved pulling ; he ended up strong af consequently lol and never figured out “don’t pull” on leash. Good boy though - very thumpable chest.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I had a husky for a while thar we sled trained when living on a farm, when we moved we swapped to him hauling me around on my skateboard and it was the coolest feeling ever

[–] Red_October@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Awh dude I used to skateboard while my dog pulled me on a leash too! It’s fucking amazing and it’s too bad no one else does!

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This guy had hauled me on a sled through the woods before and could follow directions already too. He knew left and right and we had established speed commands which were gear one two snd three. He grew up with 1 older huskies one who was half wolf and learned a lot from them sled wise. Blasting down the street at sled dog speed was fucking badass. If it wasnt so dangerous for the dog I would have taken the roads and ran with the cars. We could keep up

[–] Red_October@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That sounds amazing. Being able to just communicate and travel with them like that through the power of connection without any harm to the environment. That feels like what humans were meant to do. My boy was a massive social reject who would bark like really loud at people if they tried to pet him. We would have to stop all the time to get him to remember directions. Which was fine cause I really only ever liked cruising. Funny enough, I also had a wolfdog (who was honestly just a wolf but acted like a dog because we rescued her from a really horrible situation) who came with us on all our runs just to trot alongside us. There was this one time someone lost a labrador off their leash and they came running after us barking. Skateboard social anxiety dog freaked out and immediately slipped his collar. Wolf scared the labrador away by just sitting there like, “I don’t care, come near me and I’ll bite your fuckin neck,” and all I had to do was crouch down and tell skateboard dog to come back. Then I put the collar back on and we left like he was just a big angel.

Wolfdog actually finally died four months ago after living a fucking decade longer than every vet said she would the entire time. She was legitimately just a wolf who was dog sized from malnourishment. She was starved, had all her teeth filed down, and had been used as bait for something. I live in a really shit area of the empirical core. We found her on the side of the road and took her in.

Even though all she had were tooth stubs, she bit the fuck out of me so many times during the first two years. She looked enough like a German Shepherd to take her to the vet when she was sedated, though. I finally got her good with people when I figured out how to massage her bad ear without it hurting her.

From then on she was my perfect little baby. We bathed her and shaved her and covered her with ointment whenever she needed it. Every day of the week.

Weird thing but, three nights after she died, I went outside and heard wolves howling. I mean, it didn’t sound like it was coming from around me like they were on the ground. We’re in the centre of a town so there aren’t any wolves here, obviously. But I heard wolf howls like they were coming from up in the trees around our house.

They were the best dogs ever. Really good memories.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Dogs are fun guys

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

Cat fitness enthusiasts

For some reason that got me lmao

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago
[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago
[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Darby could still kick their ass and shes 10. Darby is the Chun Li of cats

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Where's the cat version of swole-doge?