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What are you on the naughty list for? (lemmy.ca)
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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Advocating for human rights.

They don't take too kindly to that round these parts.

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 months ago

Chewed on the spicy hay at CloudFlare…

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 3 months ago

It's clearly some sort of mistake.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Laughing at memes about corn.

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 months ago

Being an extremely good girl 😈

[–] algernon@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 months ago

I'm a malicious actor.

[–] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 months ago

Being affiliated with a communist organization

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago

Jaywalking

[–] toomanypancakes@piefed.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Trying to jump someone's car by hooking their battery to my nipple piercings

[–] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 4 points 3 months ago

I’ll let you into the bar if you promise not to start anything.

[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 3 points 3 months ago

Nice try, BND.

[–] Hexarei@beehaw.org 2 points 3 months ago

Came out to my parents as trans this year.

[–] folaht@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

Women told me it makes me more appealing.

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago

If you saw some of the yiff I saw this year, you'd see why I'm on that naughty list.