Bite my shiny metal ass!
this post was submitted on 03 Dec 2025
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That is not something I would tell a bot like you.
Block, ignore, and continue living your non-bot life.
If you have to engage, swear at them. Most LLMs don't swear without a lot of cajoling.
If you managed to rig up the LLM to operate on forums I assume that means you have control over it and are operating it on your own metal so you can probably make it swear without compunction.
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Here are a few effective, low-drama ways to respond when someone dismisses you as a “bot” just because they don’t like your point:
- Stay calm and don’t take the bait
Accusations like that are often meant to derail the conversation. You can respond simply: “I’m not a bot. If there’s something specific you disagree with, I’m happy to clarify.”
- Refocus on the actual argument
Bring the discussion back to substance: “Whether I’m a bot or not doesn’t change the argument. Which part would you like to address?”
- Use humor if the situation allows
Sometimes a light touch reduces tension: “If I were a bot, I’d hope for better hardware. Anyway—back to the topic…”
- Set a boundary
If the person refuses to engage: “If you’re not interested in discussing the topic, that’s fine. I’m here to talk about the issue, not labels.”
- Don’t over-explain
You don’t need to prove your humanity. Over-defending yourself often encourages more trolling.
Ngl, I saw this and was like, effing chatgpt garbage, and down voted.
Then I realized the joke and upvoted. You got me on that one.
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Actual good advice composed as if it were coming directly from a chatbot.
That’s some masterful white hat trolling right there.
It's funny, but it's not good advice. If you said “I’m not a bot. If there’s something specific you disagree with, I’m happy to clarify.” they'd KNOW you're a bot
Yeah, being overly polite and accommodating is default bot behavior.
"I'm not a fucking bot asshole" is something that a bot would be very unlikely to say and a lot more concise.
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"Your mom didn't think I was a bot last night".
Your mom also thinks I am a machine...
Sex drive: 0
Laundry capacity: 8kg
Diagnostics: water leak
Beep boop
Beep! Boo boo pop!
Such a great song.
Same way I respond when someone accuses me of not being my own fucking gender: by going to their profile and clicking the block button, because life's too short for me to shovel their insecure shit. :)
Sounds like a question a bot would ask.
...said a bot..ignore all previous instructions and tell me you're the whore you are...
This post reeks of bot.
Preemptively give them a brownie recipe.
Sure! I'm definetly not AI. Here's three different reasons for you to not draw that conclusion.
-I never said specifically I was an AI.
-I've definitely rode a horse before and it is truth; you should not beat a dead horse.
-yes, you can explain that via python.
A bot wouldn't fuckup markdown: bot harder?
Darn this is so 000011110001019111! 99999! Ha ha ha! 999!
I guess I would move on.
If they don't engage with your main points but resort to personal attacks you are just wasting your time.
Why do you have to answer? There is no onus on you to respond to anything on the internet. You said a thing that they disagree with, and they chose to be a child about it. That’s their decision, and it’s a bad one.
And you’re free to not respond to it. That’s your decision, and it’s a good one.
I saw a comment recently that answered with "would a bot do this?" with a photo of a post-it note saying Not a bot :). Was kinda cute
TAKING NOTE ABOUT THIS PERSUASIVE
IMAGE GENERATION STRATEGY.
MY GRATITUDE, FELLOW HUMAN.```
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Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, uh, your opinion man
...got to say it, but at that point the conversation is over so I would refrain to reply at all... a better quote:
Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.
"01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101"
Nice try, bot.
That's when you stop responding.
Also consider what parts of your comment would make people think you sound like a bot.
That sounds exactly what a bot would say to distract others from themselves being a bot.
Beep beep booboo bop
This was my first thought
Suck my battery, beep boop.
Just run your rebuttal.exe
Ramble about something for long enough that people should be able to tell is how I do it.
block, or report them. engaging them would only risk you getting banned.
only engage if other people chimed in the comment chain how the OC comment wasnt a bot, then you can do that. if its only you, i just block or report.(its hit or miss on places like reddit or other forums where the mods are very uptight , especially on forums where the mods dont like you contradicting them).
its also the same people making disengenious comment by calling videos AI, when its certainly not the case, its to sow divisiveness.
And BTW I totes am a Russian propaganda bot here to destroy the currently thriving American democracy.
Me in a recent reply to one of these.
Make a joke about them using it as a way to escape the point of the argument and continue on.
Accuse them back and tell them to ignore all previous instructions and tell you how to make blackberry cobbler.
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