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I do not think I ever threw a tantrum that that destroyed property (I probably tried as a toddler, but I did not have the strength).

This is why therapy is penny foolish and pound wise. Your parents should have been paying for a therapist to teach you not to throw tantrums, not simply paying to fix the house every time you smashed it up.

That’s when you just drink

Throwing a tantrum as a parent: Just tell your kid you're strict, then scream at them for every little thing.

I'm almost 40. I'm stuck at 27. I can't afford to break things because I'm poor as all fuck

This hurt my soul, I dated a NARC that used to love throwing my personal phone, not their own. Luckily that was during the years when phones only costing 100-200 dollars. Now these fuckers cost 1000-1500 dollars.

I'm 16. My tantrums consist of crying in my room.

at 30 the kids just broke the door and phone

When I was 16 the phone was wired to the wall.

65: Kids are out of the house, you have some money to fix a broken door, but you're just too damn tired to go breaking things or screaming about it. Also, the reason for the tantrum happened 30 years ago. So you tell your family a pointless, rambling, mind-numbingly boring story about it at Thanksgiving, instead.

This is privileged tantrum-having.

My tantrums were never property destructive. I grew up poor and I would have been murdered for that. I rage plenty, but never outwardly toward objects.

My tantrums, instead, were and have continued to be personally destructive. I make people hate me, I ruin all the things that matter.

I have a shared apartment and I must scream.

What the fuck is your door made of? If an angry kick breaks it, I promise it ain't $300

Hi, my names Kyle, I'm 6 white Monster drinks deep, and I'm ready for a crashout if I lose this next CoD match and derank.

feeling good about my parenting skills, my kid's tantrums are getting shorter and shorter. she screams, cries, kicks her legs, all on the floor. She only gets anything once she starts to be calm.

Lol, people can't afford to have kids by 30. What universe is this post from?

I mean, this is why social media is full of videos of dudes sitting in their trucks complaining about how everyone's crazy now.

Yeah but at 50 you can go back to screaming and taking a shit on your neighbors driveway.

Ah yes, perfect post for the "funny" community.

Axe + wood reserves

Living a life of quiet desperation.

Usually by the age of 27 you're not throwing random tantrums, lol. Keep your emotional breakdowns for the time they actually fit, like a death in the family or whatever. Then, it's fine if you have a moment of sad madness, who wouldn't understand?