Ports and cables are classified as male or female, so your slutty whore of a computer has been getting pounded each and every time you attach or remove a USB device. She's no virgin.
this post was submitted on 02 Dec 2025
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Jesus will come back as a velociraptor.
They misinterpreted Rapture. It's actually raptor and he'll be a sick ass dinosaur.
Our true lord and savirawr
Wow I remember Raptor Jesus memes like it was yesterday
A more innocent time, to be sure.
I seriously would like a word filter for this site where I can add Joe Rogan's name and it stops showing me content with this brain-free cretin in it.
I've been hyping for the tradcaths to make a new AI pope, but clearly I wasn't dreaming big enough.
i guess he's never heard of teledildonics
I hear that's a rapidly growing field
I like to imagine my Jesus in a tuxedo tshirt. It's classy and casual at the same time. He also sings lead in a Lynyrd Skynyrd cover band with angels
Bro there is so much porn on the internet, computers definitely aren't virgins.
I shove my pp into its usb hole everyday
"What's more virgin than a computer?"
By the Holy Omnissiah, this heretek should shut up.
Personally I think Jesus will be a cool ass monster truck, nobody has fucked most of those either
I was fucking a lot of them but I'll stop if it means a higher chance of monster truck jesus
How will we get a second cumming if you stop?
what about mommy GLaDOS
This Joe Rogan guy is way too good at spreading his word around, like there's no substance, but I got to give it to him on the delivery, of course to the audience he's targeting. I wish we had like a socialist version of him.
Wish granted but he's an avakianite crank
I have now been made aware of Avakian, also saw "new communism" okay that's a lot to take in, but I doubt there's much use learning about it in detail lol
If I had to pick proximate figure of what I'd wish for, it'd be closer to the likes of Parenti.
Wish granted but it's parenti's former friend and colleague Bernie Sanders
I wish for the genie to be set free, no more wishes.
Genie laughs and says they've always been free, they're just doing it because it's boring being an all-powerful immortal entity.
Is he wearing a Betty and Barney Hill shirt? Fucking hate that alien disclosure is wrapped up with these chuds.
Collection basket comes along and you impress all the cybernuns by getting a couple of RAM DIMMS out of your wallet
Surely elon musk would teach him a thing or two about how a computer can lose it's virginity
hes so fried
Have you seen depictions of Jesus? No way that fool was a virgin.
Jesus was the OG volcel
A: a computer toucher.
thats one hell of a sentence. just look at it! the longer you do the less sense it makes